Wednesday, January 27, 2010

WoW Mag is Not a Rag

It took them nearly three expansions, but yes porkers, Blizzard has learned enough publishing skill points to craft the first official WoW magazine. And surprise surprise, the launch issue seems like an ilvl 500 collectible.

I've read through the articles, and IMO the subscription price is well worth it if all the quarterly issues are this good! But if you're on a budget and plan to grab some WoW Gold instead, then practice those emotes and /beg for the advance copy of an understanding guildie.


This cover image alone of an injured Arthas during the final face-off at the Frozen Throne is priceless. I'd even hang it up my bedroom wall should I ever snag one of those elusive belfs. It's all the more sweeter in my head imagining the vengeful Sylvanas slinging those painful crit-hits.

The new mag contains all sorts of win content, and for all types of players, too. Casuals get to gush over the pet collection trend (pages 8-13 in the preview), while hardcore raiders will reserve the spoilerish Siege of Icecrown Citadel feature (pages 14-21) for bedside reading after the last encounter of WotLK.

I'm also drooling over the Cataclysm tidbits. Faithful readers know I'm pretty sick of battling through snow and undeath, so looking over new Worgen art is bringing back some of that excitement.

Warning Labels

The last few weeks may be taking its toll on me. It's been nothing but bacon binges (it's mandatory here at WoWGoldPig.com) and clearing the rest of ICC like the Plagueworks and the Crimson Hall. It's quite an unhealthy combination, especially on the raiding side. I even thought up some warning labels that should come with every progression guild invite:

"Healing is dangerous to your hairline."
"Tanking is the leading cause of headaches."
"(Aggroing) DPS kills (appetites)."

Invincible

The only thing keeping me sane these days is the spine-shivering soundtrack "Invincible" that will be played at some point in the Arthas encounter. It's my current Zen music, see if it works for you as well, porkers:

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Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Is It Stanky In Here Or What?

Last week, Blizzard opened the new Plagueworks section of the Icecrown Citadel and boy are the new bosses nasty. The foul trio of Festergut, Rotface and Professor Putricide attack the olfactory with BO-based bombs that have left raids retching, if not wiping, altogether.



The Festergut fight even brought back memories of high school when I sat behind the class slob and his gassy stomach. The horror, oh the horror…



Rotface, meanwhile, is a lesson in proper hygiene. Dump the smaller slimes into one big pile so there’s space for movement. Sounds familiar? That’s because if you replace “slimes” with “clothes”, this is the same housekeeping rule all gamer moms want their children to learn, including me.

(I’ll clean up when you visit, mom, I swear on my WoW Gold!)



And don't get me started on Professor Putricide. Slime, gas, and abominations everywhere!

Nose-off

All the pre-raid talk on odor abilities led our group to a hilarious debate on which of the race-class combo can tank Plagueworks the longest without fainting.

My hombres get into this role-playing vibe sometimes (as seen in our latest Winter Veil exploits), so it wasn’t surprising we ended up taking sides between an undead warrior and a gnome death knight for best Plagueworks tank.

Some argued that an undead warrior grew up to the smell of graveyards and wears rotting flesh cologne, so the noxious gases should pose no threat. His emergency abilities of Shockwave and Whirlwind also give some breathing space when things literally get too stuffy.

For a gnome death knight, the approach is a little different: smell avoidance. As one friend put it, “During a fire the smoke rises but oxygen stays at the bottom of the room. So a gnome death knight can easily sniff the fresh air below!” Death knights will likely have improved resilience against nasty spells as well because of similar runic abilities like Plague Strike and Pestilence.

The debate raged for a good half hour or so. But I decided to make things a little wackier. “What about a Pig paladin?”

Tank, Pig, Tank!

A Pig paladin would have the quintessential Bubble-cum-oxygen tank and Purify spell for cleansing diseases. The enlarged snout racial passive also gives bonus resistance against strangulation effects.


Move over Belfs! There's so much of these wispy-haired paladins running around. Time to consecrate some Pigs into the order, I say.

Most of the group agreed that a Pig paladin might just beat out the other two contenders, with the proper spec and gear. But most already had enough in their hands reconciling how cows can become paladins when Cataclysm hits this year, so a pig paladin tank might be plausible only in WoW 2.0 (along with the Pandas and Nagas).

So how have you been preparing for Plagueworks, porkers? Searching through giant poop in Azshara and Hellfire Peninsula to psyche yourself up? Or have you been practicing the inoculation dance? Drop your two Golds in the matter. :D

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Friday, December 18, 2009

Snorting Away the Winter Blues

Hauling my bum past freezing roads last night got me thinking: How awesome would it be to turn into a real life tuskarr?


Homeward Bound. A human winter won't be a match against massive hair, tough skin and cold-resistant flabs. [Hat tip]

As a tuskarr, I’d spend the winter walking in the park with Pig in tow. I’d also play World of Warcraft in the freezing patio to make Northrend raids all the more authentic. The cold won’t be such a bother since my Tuskarr hide will act as a natural insulator similar to Pig’s layers of flab.

Plus a turtle mount for errand runs!

I must have looked like one of the crazies, smiling at the thought of a Tuskarr existence. But then reality set in: Not even a strict diet of bacon, fish oil and WoW Gold can turn me into an Azerothian walrus.

Don’t be SAD. Snort some snow!

When I told Pig about my Tuskarr obsession, he said I could just be suffering from a mild case of the SAD, which afflicts most gamers apparently, observes some brothers at the card gaming realms.


Real SAD. Depression symptoms include averseness to WoW Gold and faraway emo stares. [Hat tip]

Pig tried to cheer me up with a sprinkling of WoW Gold left over from Peter Porker’s winning bash. When even moolah didn’t cheer me up, my flabby friend sat down and said: “Dude, you’ll be fine. Come with me, we’ll snort some snow.”

While the narcs won’t approve of his turn of phrase, Pig just meant he’ll help me finish the Feast of Winter Veil activities and get the Merrymaker achievement. Leave it to a gangsta hog-in-training to give some danger to one of the most non-l33t events in WoW.

I’ve already done a couple of quests for Winter Veil, and I can see why Pig squeals so much about it. There are hilarious ironies like gnomes pretending to be Santas instead of elves and rescuing a captured reindeer for gift-giving slavery.

Still kinda wish I could be a Tuskarr, but snorting WoW snow isn't that bad of an upper. Just have to suck it up in bigger chunks, like a powerful hog snout. Tips anyone?

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Sunday, December 13, 2009

Who We Want In Warcraft Part 1

Please excuse us for being away for so long. My fellow piggies here needed time off to attend to personal business, a few did some holiday hoarding shopping while I caught a nasty case of the flu (thanks a LOT, Nick). Good thing I didn’t have to go to the hospital. I did, however, stay in bed for a couple of days. So off to movie marathon land I went.


There are tons of holiday movies that have made it to WoW Gold Pig’s ultimate movie marathon list. And then there are those that we’re including in advance. Warcraft, a potential blockbuster of a movie, is one of them.

So I IMDB-ed it and found that the projected release date is sometime in 2011. Twenty-eleven. TWENTY FRIGGIN ELEVEN.

Two years is a long time dammit. But with Sam Raimi taking the reins on this one, I have high hopes that the film is in mighty good hands. Who doesn’t think the Spiderman movie series kick serious ass?

Ok, going back to Warcraft. I must admit that I’m very particular when it comes to casting. So if I had it my way, here are the actors I would choose to play the following male characters:

Gerard Butler as Varian Wrynn

You’ve seen him as King Leonidas in 300 so he’s a great fit for the role. Dude, seriously, I bowed down to his impossibly defined eight-pack.

Jason Statham as Thrall

He’s got the appeal and built down, that’s for sure. Plus, he’s just plain intimidating even when he’s not in character.

Alexander Skarsgard as Arthas

Watch True Blood and you’ll see that he has that commanding, powerful presence needed to portray the fallen hero.

I’ll follow up with the women so stay tuned for part 2!

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Friday, December 4, 2009

WoW Gold Pig's Next Chop Model - Gold Part 2

It's the final countdooooooooown...

If only I could sing that as well as Wayne Brady. But that's besides the point - it's the last photoshoot for WoW Gold Pig's Next Chop Model. Thighra Shanks wanted flair, fierceness and french fries fun in the last theme for our chop models. What better WoW Gold Pig theme than GOLD?

Gordon Bleu brought back the bling with his pimpin' ensemble. He even had truckloads of gold coins brought it just to prove a point. He was top pig, and he was big time pimpin' with the best of 'em. Are those chocolate coins, by any chance?

WoW Gold Pig

Y'arr! Shiver me timbers, walk the plank, more rum me hearties - Cap'n Peter "Pigslop" Porker has docked, ye landlubbers! Nothing says 'gold' like a pirate captain's treasure trove full of doubloons, gold bars and uh... bacon?

Peter has hit the jackpot and is sailing the high fashion seas with his pirate attire, complete with an authentic pistol, dreadlocks and customary eyeliner. Y'aaaarrrrr!



It's the final showdown - it's your last chance to win 2,000 WoW Gold instantly! Be one of our awesome winners; here on the blog, on Facebook or on Twitter! Answer our Chop Model Trivia and win BIG with the PIG.

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Thursday, December 3, 2009

WoW Gold Pig's Next Chop Model - Gold!

After a short break, WoW Gold Pig's Next Chop Model is back and fiercer than ever! When we last left our porky chop models, Salami Hayek and Cassie Role were eliminated in a closely called World of Warcraft week. The young Peter Porker and suave Gordon Bleu are left to face off in the final competition week.

Thighra Shanks herself personally delivered this week's theme as best she could. That is, carrying a bucket of chicken and a mouth full of fries.

Thanks, Thighra. You can go back to the buffet now. Yes, really.

From what we can make out, this week's theme is totally appropriate - GOLD. WoW Gold? Who knows! But it's gold, we've got pigs and... you get the picture.

To be specific, our chop models need to show us their expression of the precious metal. Gold symbolizes glamour, riches, flair and other stuff. It's also the symbol for winners and champions - who will be ours?

WoW Gold Pig

What's that racket? Just before Gordon started his photoshoot, we heard the jingle-jangle of coins being trucked into the WoW Gold Pig HQ. When we entered, it was like seeing Uncle Scrooge's vault in real life.

One of our guys got injured trying to swim in the gold coins. Kids, don't try this at home.

I only uttered one word when I saw Porker; "Pimpin'!"

The bling on Gordon Bleu was amazing, it was blinding. Bling everywhere. Not pictured - his extensive golden grill work, enough to rival Lil Jon's.




YEAAAAAAH!

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Wednesday, December 2, 2009

WoW Gold Pig's Next Chop Model - The Pork Strikes Back!

Dude, dude, DUDE! Remember when I said I was sick? It wasn't any normal cold, I tell ya. I had a terrible flu and had to be taken to the hospital. It wasn't pleasant, that's for sure.

It got to a point where I imagined my blood was the cure for some futuristic disease and they were keeping me there as the source of the vaccine. I never want to see another needle again. My stay there was only worsened by visiting relatives who kept crying and saying that I had the swine flu.

No, Aunt Grace. For the last time, I am not going die. No, your kids can't have my Xbox 360 and PS3. No, you may not cremate yet, goddammit!

Anyway, WoW Gold Pig is home sweet home fer me. I missed ya guys. I know some of you are wondering where the heck your 2,000 WoW Gold is and don't worry - the prizes are on their way. Many apologies for the delay, I didn't really mean to get sick over Thanksgiving weekend.

We also had an amazingly successful Black Pig Friday event - did you get your fill of really cheap WoW Gold? I hope you did. It's a once-in-a-lifetime thing.

The Next Chop Model finale is coming tomorrow, so you'd better be ready for some pork. Till next time, stay hammy.

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Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Chop Model Trivia Update

It's a showdown between Peter Porker and Gordon Bleu in the Next Chop Model. They're taking a well-deserved rest before the final challenge - a perfect opportunity to give you an update on the trivia questions and answers!

Next Chop Model

Q. How many classes are there in World of Warcraft?
A. 10


Q. What other term for street art is derived from an Italian word meaning 'to scribble'?
A. Graffiti


Q. What is the next World of Warcraft expansion called?
A. Cataclysm


Q. What sound does a pig make?
A. Oink!


Q. What World of Warcraft race did Salami Hayek dress up as?
A. Night Elf


Q. Which World of Warcraft character did Gordon Bleu dress up as?
A. Illidan Stormrage


Q. Who is Peter Porker dressed up as?
A. The Lich King, Arthas


Q. What's the largest amount of WoW Gold you can buy on WoWGoldPig.com?
A. 50,000 gold


Did you answer correctly? Well, if you did, you've probably received a message from us and won 2000 gold!


It's that easy, that exciting and THAT tasty! Want bacon? We got bacon! Have you won yet? Let us know in the comments. If you haven't, then you'd better get to answering our awesome trivia everyday!

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Monday, November 23, 2009

WoW Gold Pig's Next Chop Model - Week 3

What a week. I hope you guys caught a glimpse of our World of Warcraft Week for the Next Chop Model because it was FABULOUS.

The porkers came in as a Night Elf, Illidan Stormrage, Jaina Proudmoore and the Lich King himself. Pigs and World of Warcraft in perfect harmony. Brings tears to my eyes every time.

But then, it's a Monday and two chop models have to leave the WoW Gold Pig mansion (we're working on it). Good night, sweet porkers.


WoW Gold Pig


And with this, Salami Hayek and Cassie Role are eliminated, leaving the boys to a Next Chop Model face off! Stay tuned!

Do you think Thighra's decision was right? Let us know in the comments.

Be sure to grab the chance for free WoW Gold - answer our Chop Model Trivia today!

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Friday, November 20, 2009

World of Warcraft Week - Wrath of the Swine King

In the cold, harsh northlands...

...of Los Angeles, California, a lone dude set in motion the events that would forever change the history of the poultry dish in front of his eyes.

And then, he sneezed into his chicken soup.

Yeah, I've got the sniffles. It's not swine flu. But I'm pretty sure I've got a fever. Chop Model fever, that is!

*ah-choo!* Oh wow. You wouldn't want to see what's on my monitor right now. Or you might. Lemme get a kleenex.

Where were we... oh right. It's the final day of World of Warcraft week on the Next Chop Model. Salami Hayek stalked the darkness as a Night Elf hunter while Gordon Blue asked us if we were prepared as Illidan Stormrage. And a good job they did at it.

Will our other two chop models be able to compete? Bring it on, piggies!

Jaina Proudmoore

From the magical tower of Dalaran comes Cassie Role. Taking on the fearsome undead scourge, Cassie struts her stuff in a mage outfit, reminiscent of WoW Gold Pig favorite, Jaina Proudmoore. We really love her outfit. You could say that she cast a spell on us.

She also used the same spell to grill us some burgers. HUZZAH!

Lich King Arthas

Brrrr! Now I know where I got the cold. The Swine King himself has descended the Icecrown Citadel and rain terror, death and... bacon? The detail of Peter Porker's armor shows how much he's put into this contest. Even the harsh climate in his photoshoot didn't make him flinch.

Oh wait, I think he's frozen solid. Well, just come back when we've thawed the poor porker. In the meantime, get your fill of WoW Gold by answering our Chop Model Trivia! Join us on Twitter and Facebook to increase your chances of winning.

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Wednesday, November 18, 2009

World of Warcraft Week on the Next Chop Model - Part 2

Hard-hitting World of Warcraft week here on the Next Chop Model. Thighra just upped the ante and the stakes are higher. Us WoW Gold Pig peeps are feelin' the excitement and electricity from the final four.

That, and the static electricity in our office carpets are reaching a fatal level. Let's get it on!

WoW Gold Pig

YOU ARE NOT PREPARED!

That was what greeted us when we showed up to Gordon Bleu's photoshoot without any food in hand. We were promptly hit by Eye Blasts and Flame Bursts.

For a moment, we were sure that the group was going to wipe - until we realized out that theonly thing that the Warglaives of Azzinoth that Gordon was carrying were pork chops.

We were not prepared.

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Tuesday, November 17, 2009

World of Warcraft Week on the Next Chop Model - Part 1

It isn't a WoW Gold Pig contest if it doesn't have our beloved game, World of Warcraft, and Next Chop Model's host Thighra Shanks knows how to bring the love in this week's challenge.

Our four remaining porkers, Cassie, Peter, Salami and Gordon were left a bit somber after the elimination yesterday. They were downtrodden at how tough the Next Chop Model competition could be. It seemed like nothing would cheer them up.

One tub of chocolate chip and fudge brownie ice cream and five layers of deep fried bacon covered bacon lasagna wraps later and they were as enthusiastic as sharks in a feeding frenzy. Onto the mailbox then!

Thighra Mail!
Dahlins! With Davin and Chize gone, I guess can call you the Fab Four. And rightly so, because you brought the goods and made momma Thighra proud!

Now for this week's challenge - why don't we step out of the streets and into the real world... the real World of Warcraft, that is! Sharpen your swords, piggies. It's time to get your WoW on!
World of Warcraft week? World of Warcraft week!? OH YEAH!

The chop models were given $100 each and 4 hours to find and create a WoW-themed outfit. Can these piggies strut their stuff in Azeroth?

WoW Gold Pig

Deep in the forests of Teldrassil, the Night Elf Hunter Salami Hayek prowls the night and has her sights on anything that moves. Here naturally long ears lend authenticity to this elvish display, and even her outfit looks au naturelle like the tree-loving elves in WoW.

Now if only she was as slim. But she still is a convincing night elf, albeit one that has been gorged on tons of Delicious Chocolate Cake.


It's World of Warcraft week! Be sure to answer the Chop Model Trivia and take home 2,000 WoW Gold everyday. It's freakin' easy!

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Monday, November 16, 2009

WoW Gold Pig's Next Chop Model - Week 3

If I had a thousand wow gold every time I find out that it's already Monday, I'd probably be in the gold selling business.

...Oh wait, I already am.

*ahem* What I mean to say is that time really flies. As fast as the Brood of Onyxia mount, even. We're already on the third week of the Next Chop Model and two more piggies will be sent home. It's an unforgiving world, chop modeling. But as the saying goes, when the going gets tough, the tough start eating.

Or something. This week, Chize Berger and Davin Bacon got eliminated because they weren't bad enough dudes to take on the streets.

WoW Gold Pig

The best of the best meats have met and only four remain for this week's challenge.Are you freakin' ready for more pork on pork action!?

Bacon on Bacon

I know I am.

In the meantime, win some sweet WoW Gold by answering our Chop Model Trivia. Easy questions, easy answers - instant 2,000 WoW Gold. Capisce?

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Friday, November 13, 2009

WoW Gold Pig's Next Chop Model - Week 2, Part 3


Pigs and paint. A good combination. I mean, if you're high on paint fumes and have a pew porkers handy (no worries, PETA. Those are pig-safe paints. They're made out of magic, or somethin').

Thighra started the week off with a tough Street Art challenge. Cassie, Gordon, Chize and Davin got off to a fierce start with their street painting skills.

You could say that the chop models are painting the town pink. What do Peter Porker and Salami Hayek have up their artistic sleeves?

Bring it on, piglets!

WoW Gold Pig

True to his namesake, Peter Porker is taking the 'Spiderman 3-emo' approch. Dark, brooding and roasted to perfection, this lil' piggie could probably make a Crow 5: The Lone Pig casting call.

WoW Gold Pig

Salami Hayek always had a way with her eyes. Take straight out of a mardi gras, Salami moves and grooves alongwith her bright pastels and back hair. Just don't tell her that she also has the same color scheme as the Macho Man Randy Savage OOOH YEAAAH.

And that's it for the week. The votes are in (Thighra's, actually) and next week sees another two piggies leaving the chop model mansion. Who will survive? Who will win the chop modelling contract? Who ate the whole meatloaf? We can only speculate.

As always, we're giving away 2,000 WoW Gold to 5 lucky winners everyday on the blog, Twitter and Facebook. Just answer our Chop Model Trivia and you could get your hands on two thousand virtual smackeroos in the World of Warcraft.

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Thursday, November 12, 2009

WoW Gold Pig's Next Chop Model - Week 2, Part 2

Hey stranger, you've stumbled across the WoW Gold Pig blog. I hope you're hungry, because it's time again for a healthy serving of pork - pork CHOP MODELS, that is! Care for a bite?

It's the Street Art Challenge week for our lil' piggies and the chop models are painting their way to bacon immortality. And maybe an eight course dinner.

Speaking of street art, did you know that the word graffiti was derived from an Italian word that means to "scratch" or "scribble." Those Italians sure know how to liven up a blank wall!.

Damn, all that Italian talk's got me craving for some pizza. On to the chop models!

WoW Gold Pig

The debonair Davin is lookin' might fierce right there. I don't know if he looks like the Ultimate Warrior or God of War's Kratos. Eitherway, he's got that badass street vibe. One question - is he a bad enough dude to rescue the president win the contest?

WoW Gold Pig

RAWK ON YEAAAAAHHHH! Is that Gordon Bleu or KISS's Gene Simmons? We're told that in his free time, Gordon plays a mean riff on the guitar. Whether this is on Guitar Hero or a real one, we'll never know.

Tomorrow, you'll see the last two pigs for this challenge. Have they got what it takes to beat the competition? Find out!

Don't forget to answer the chop model trivia up there - you'll get a chance to win 2000 WoW Gold instantly. Enjoy!

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Tuesday, November 10, 2009

WoW gold Pig's Next Chop Model - Week 2 Part 1

Craving for WoW Gold yet? You'd better keep your eyes peeled and answer today's trivia! Our Next Chop Models are now ready for their next challege and lead into a back alley.

A back alley? Now what could Thighra want in a back alley...
Thighra Mail!
Listen up, porkers! The world of chop modeling is not a cake walk, and I bet you all wish it was. It's an unforgiving place where only the best survive. Just like the mean streets.

And that's where you'll prove to the world just how tough you really are - and I'm not talking about jerky! Get creative, piglets. It's time for the street art challenge!

-Thighra Shanks
A street art challenge? Me likey!

Each contest is given a few cans of paint, a blank wall and equipped only with their porcine creativity (did you know that pigs have some of the biggest brains in the animal kingdom?). I've always wondered how pigs would do as artists. I mean, yeah, they'd probably have difficulty painting and stuff. Maybe it's their upbringing or allergies to paint.

It doesn't help that they only have hooves. Let's take a look at the first two to finish then (click on thumbnails to enlarge):

WoW Gold Pig

Awright, let's get this started. Cassie Role really worked it with her street at. It looks like she took an 80's/Jamaican color scheme with the neon colors and the green/yellow face paint. Keep on jammin'!

WoW Gold Pig

Look at those mad skillz! The savory Chize Berger really got down and dirty with this awesome semi-3D street art that goes well with her purple and pink ensemble. We caught her struggling to stay awake - she claims to have stayed up doing Quarter Pounder pushups.

Win 2000 WoW Gold! Seriously, dude. If you haven't answered the Chop Model Trivia questions yet, you're missing out on an instant 2000 WoW Gold. Fill in your answer and start winning today.

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Monday, November 9, 2009

WoW Gold Pig's Next Chop Model - Week 2

Chop modeling is a tough job. You enter a harsh world of criticism, small outfits and *gasp* crash diets. We all know these piggies love their big meals - and we do mean BIG. Kinda like this Windows 7 Whopper:



Thighra Shanks has spoke and two little piggies must go home. Here are the remaining Next Chop Models in the running (click to enlarge):



Boarbie Cue and Haute Doug tried their best, but only the best, meatiest and tastiest survive in this porky reality blog show. We bid adieu to these piggies and welcome a new challenge. What will this week bring? Stay tuned to find out!

Oh yeah, check out our Chop Model Trivia and get a chance to win 2000 WoW Gold!

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Friday, November 6, 2009

WoW Gold Pig's Next Chop Model - Week 1, Part 2

Welcome back to the Next Chop Model, WoW Gold Pig's scrumptious reality blog show! We last left our piggie poltergeists in the haunted mansion where Thighra Shanks gave them a spooky modelling challenge. How did the other four chop models fare? Let's find out!

Click on the thumbnails to see the full-sized pics!

WoW Gold Pig

Looking mighty fab in his stripe shirt and hat ensemble, Gordon Bleu strikes a pose in a Freddy Krueger costume. If I ever saw someone looking like that in my chair, I'd die of a heart attack (and no, not because of all the bacon I consume). One of the photographers tried to shake his hand - it wasn't pretty.

WoW Gold Pig

"Do I look okay to you?" snorted Haute Doug said in reply to the makeup artist's greeting. I dunno, it seems like Haute's got a splitting headache to me. Why don't you axe him yourself? Hahaha, I kill myself sometimes.

WoW Gold Pig

We first heard scratches from inside a coffin... and then a voice... "BRAAAAAAINS...." Peter Porker busts out of his undead prison and out into the world of modeling! Our staff was scared out of their wits for a good couple of minutes minutes until the cry for "BRAAAAAINS..." became "BABY BACK RIBSSsss...."

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Salami Hayek invited us over for dinner, what a sweetheart. But we were puzzled as to why she wasn't in costume yet.

"Hey, aren't you supposed to be competing with the other chop models... hey, that smells good. What's for dinner?"

I had a feeling that she was going to say "you are," but I just had to ask.


It's only the second installment - keep your eyes glued on WoW Gold Pig's Next Chop Model and win yourself 2000 WoW Gold everyday! Simply answer our trivia questions here on the blog, on Twitter or Facebook. It's that easy, dude!

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Wednesday, October 28, 2009

2000 WoW Gold Every Day: The Pig Flips Out Again

WoW Gold Pig won't blame it on the sunshine. Won't blame it on the moonlight. Won't blame it on good times. Blame it on the BACON!

Remember the Pig's last post where we said we were giving away FREE WoW Gold? Well guess what, we're gonna go hog-wild and give away 2,000 WoW Gold to 15 lucky winners starting next week. Oh, you better believe it! We'll be asking some questions here on the blog, on Twitter and Facebook, so you'd better be following our tweets and our Facebook updates. WoW Gold Pig will pick 5 correct answers on the blog, Twitter and Facebook to win 2,000 gold each.

We have more surprises coming - just keep your porky eyes glued here at http://wowgoldpig.blogspot.com. Don't wanna miss this, dude.

So yeah, we're freakin' crazy right now. We've had an awesome Pork Month (YAY BACON), Halloween's fast approaching (YAY CANDY) and holy pigballs, Icecrown Citadel is almost here (YAY... uh, Arthas?). How can we WoW loving pigs be any happier?



Well, maybe if it rained chocolate...



Know what, nevermind the last part.

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Wednesday, October 21, 2009

WoW Gold Pig's Next Chop Model - Win Free WoW Gold!

We’ve said it before but we’ll say it again. October marks National Pork Month so it’s only natural that it's also WoW Gold Pig month!

I’m telling you, we’ve been having a blast with our porker-friendly diet nonstop since the start of the month ― literally. I, for one, have stuffed myself with 3 cans of Spam, 7 kebab sticks, 3 pork chops, 4 pounds of barbecued baby back ribs and counting!

Suffice it to say that there’s gonna be a lot of merrymaking ‘round here. Of course, you guys will get to join in the fun! And what better way to do that and liven up the celebration by holding a uniquely entertaining WoW Gold Pig contest? Why, we’re just itching to give away goodies!


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Watch out for the launch of WoW Gold Pig’s Next Chop Model; a new breed of modeling competition for sows and boars. All 8 hopefuls will be coached by no other than the fiercest in the industry, Miss Thighra Shanks.

Of course, you can join in the fun every week just by answering the simple questions we'll be posting here every day soon - I hope you like WoW Gold because we're giving away lots of FREE WoW Gold from WoWGoldPig.com!

So keep checking back here and at WoW Gold Pig, follow us on Twitter and Facebook to keep you posted!

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