Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Hogwash!

Can't resist taking another dig at someone. But while I'm on a sweet roll about big fakes, why don't we stroll down memory lane and take a look at what probably inspired my 'tarded doppelganger to mimic El Piggo?

Remember the great Hogzilla story?

Somewhere in Alabama on June 17, 2004, some dude hunter named Chris Griffin killed a hog that supposedly weighed 1,000 pounds and was 12 feet long. Just in case no one believed him, he presented 'photographic evidence' of him posing beside his kill.

Scientists exhumed Hogzilla's remains and after examining it, saw it was only 7 1/2 to 8 feet long, and weighed about 800 pounds.(They made some allowance for shrinkage when they examined that barrel of lardo)

Now I know how some porkers can exaggerate their, uh, size and Hogzilla's hunter may just be that kind of guy. Only this time, to make up for his shortcomings he boasts of killing a hog that big.

But after reading about the scientists' findings, you wonder how desperate this dude was just to get his 15 minutes of fame. Some skeptics even suggested he doctored the pic to make Hogzilla look bigger than it actually was.

So the initial claims were proved false. But the guy got his publicity, even if it was through a cheap stunt. And it looks like someone- a lowlife virtual HOG on the net - took on that same principle: fake it till you make it.

IF YOU CAN MAKE IT, YOU LITTLE SCAMMER, which I doubt! You can make all these claims but WoW gold buyers will be quick to discover your shortcomings and fakery. Before you know it, people will be hunting you down! ROFLMAO.

Let's oink to that one!

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Game Fuel - Chicken Soup for the Pig

...Or was it Pork Soup?

Oh man, what a week. The WoW Gold sniffing pig dudes have been on a World of Warcraft binge, running every old world instance and working our way back to Northrend. Most of us have hit 80 and we're now grinding for rep, achievements and of course, Warcraft Gold.

One word - grinding. Many a gamer knows how horrible grinding could be. Whether it's your last 1,000 WoW Gold for your next gear upgrade or Sons of Hodir rep - grinding is almost always a long and tedious time. Some of us like playing other games while grinding. One of the dudes in support likes listening to Marilyn Manson in the long and lonely nights. Our web piglet switches on the boob tube to watch soap reruns on cable. We all have our quirks.

Of course, no grinding session is complete without the real life health potion for gamer dudes - Mountain Dew's Game Fuel. We absolutely loved the Halo Game Fuel drinks. Imagine our boargasmic delight when we found out that World of Warcraft is coming out with their own line!

Can't wait to taste both the Alliance and Horde flavors!

Though I still think the Orc on the label is kinda unappetizing... what with the green skin and bulging muscles and all.

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Wednesday, March 18, 2009

The Gloves Aren't Off...Yet

Howdy, Piglets. This Pig is happier than ever, thanks to his sweet lady who phoned just minutes ago to ask him if he likes lasagna! Yes, she cooks! She's coming over tomorrow to bring me a tray of her famous lasagna topped with crumbled bacon. Crumbled bacon! Is this a sign? Could she be the one? Oh my cholesterol levels!

She likes the occasional sinful food but makes up for it by practicing Pilates and running four times a week. She wants me to run with her next week! She loves the outdoors, she says. A girl after my own heart! Can't wait to run after, I mean, run with her. *Must suppress naughty thoughts*

So I've got her and my WoW Gold Pig sales to keep me happy and Zen.

BUT!

But that doesn't mean the Pig has forgiven the other camp! *Snorts, grunts* Just because the Pig is "keeping still" (or whatever those yoga peeps call it) doesn't mean he's taking all that lying down. No, sir, that would be like Pig-casso, I mean, Picasso forgiving the forger who copied his painting and made money out of the fake one. Unforgivable!

This crime is NOT going unpunished! This is war!

I'm also getting good at Photoshop. :D Picasso would have approved.

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Monday, March 16, 2009

5 Favorite WoW Areas

To us, World of Warcraft is a masterpiece. It is a work of art. We spend countless hours in-game, grinding for rep, farming WoW Gold, ganking noobs, etc. What we sometimes fail to appreciate is the scenery. The lush forests and the mysterious caves - all meticulously designed and rendered by the Blizz map-dudes.

So what are WoW Gold Pig's favorite areas in WoW?

1. Orgrimmar - We just love the Horde feeling in Orgrimmar. The tattered houses, the primitive setup and the "warrior" atmosphere.
2. Dalaran - Floating city, anyone?
3. Stormwind - The Alliance's stronghold boasts old world architecture and a bustling town center. Having Onyxia's head at the entrance also screams "BADASS!"
4. Wintergrasp - This perpetually conflicted area just makes you wanna melt faces and own gnomes. Just don't take in the sights too long or you might end up on the floor.
5. Icecrown Citadel - One word: EPIC.

Don't just pass through WoW without admiring the environment. Go exploring and adventuring with your guild or friends once in a while.

Hot Date, Hot Sales!

Piglets, my date was hotter than a luau tiki torch! She was da bomb, no she was da molten lava, no hotter than molten lava! Sorry if I'm sputtering here, but oh boy, I'm so happy I could skateboard right into Mount Kilauea! I'm seeing her again next weekend (drool, drool).

Okay enough drooling. On to more good news: WoW Gold Pig's sales are going up! The word on our WoW gold's dirt cheap prices and quick deliveries is spreading. Our customers are real happy campers and helping spread the word about the Pig AND letting people know who the real Sir Oinks-a-Lot is! Boo to the pretender to the throne, you know who you are!



Sir Oinks-a-Lot. Has a nice ring to it. All that's missing is my Queen Guinevere. Sigh, oink



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Friday, March 13, 2009

The Pig Cares About Cred

The Pig takes his business very seriously, little piggies. I didn't put up WoWGoldPig as a hobby. Nope, this is a VERY SERIOUS, VERY INTENSE deal. Think of it as my baby that brings home the bacon for me and makes life easier for busy WoW players. More importantly, this deal is also about giving the WoW gold-selling industry some CRED while maintaining my business' own CRED!

That's why I'm pissed when others take all the hard work of the Pig and his compadres and rip it off from the front, side and backside. But we all know that no copycat crime goes unnoticed (especially something as OBVIOUS as....hmm, my snout is sealed, even muzzled for now but go read the older posts for a clue, oink!). Pretty soon, WoW gold-buying peeps will catch on and know who the real McOink is!

In other news, the Pig has a date on Saturday night with a HOT HOT HOT MAMACITA! Think Blood Elf gorgeous, but with pupils in her lovely green eyes. WISH ME LUCK!!!

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Thursday, March 12, 2009

The Real McOink, I Mean The Real McCoy Stays Zen

This Pig is Zen. This Pig will not stoop to their level.

Copycats, or in this case, copyhogs will get their karmic comeuppance.

How? Through their own stupid means.

We all know how poor imitations are just that - poor imitations of the real thing. In the end, the WoW gold buyers will know who is the real deal and who is the heel.

You can rip off web design and words, but you can't rip off quality service and delivery speed! You can't rip off honest business practices! And that's what WoW Gold Pig is all about - honesty and getting the job done.

This Pig is Zen until the bad reviews for the other sty, I mean camp, start pouring in. Then he and his gang of piggies can ROFLMAO with glee.

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Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Which WoW Class Are You?

Just a quiz result. Piggies need an idle break. So we took this "Which WoW Class are you?" quiz and got the following result:

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Hmm. Not bad. We do like raising hell and spreading death to our enemies. Then again, the quiz questions were pretty much a giveaway.

Remember piglets - WoW Gold Pig is the one and only pork-tastic WoW Gold site online.

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Monday, March 9, 2009

How I Spent My First 1000 WoW Gold

A swell day to you, dear porkers!

When you've been playing WoW as long as we have, you know how tedious and tiring all the raiding, BGs, arenas and farming can be. Of course, these activities are also equally rewarding.

I remember the day I earned my first 1,000 wow gold. Through a few sleepless nights, a dozen cans of mountain dew and an acne breakout, I finally saved enough gold to buy a Gigantique bag. Was it worth it? Probably.

But dude, was I knocked out cold after all that farming. I consumed enough sugar to give a small village in Mexico diabetes. I swore to myself that I'll never go zombie over the game EVER.

Then came Wrath of the Lich King.

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAINSSSS...

So how did you bacon-heads spend your first 1,000 wow gold?

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Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Why Do We Sell Gold?

Why do we? We could just be normal dudes, chillin' at the skatepark or watching movies at the Vista. Heck, we could probably just continue playing World of Warcraft and no one would be the wiser.

But here we are selling gold. Why do we do it? Because we know how our fellow hardcore gamers feel - not having a lot of free time to have a chance at earning epic gear and higher levels. We feel for the dudes who are stuck in lowbie land and can't afford the awesome stuff. We want to share the joy of playing to other people. Oink on that.

One huge factor for WoW Gold Pig is to combat the terrible service and scams caused by Chinese gold sellers. As gamers who bought WoW Gold in the past, we've been burned far too many times by fake discounts, orders that weren't delivered and other totally bad experiences with shady sites.

WoW Gold Pig wants to be the shining bacon... I mean beacon in the darkness for WoW gold buyers. Remember - if it's WoW Gold you want, trust the pig.

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Monday, March 2, 2009

WoW Addiction Test

So I recently took this online "World of Warcraft Addiction Test." I'm not usually a fan of these quizzes but hey, as long as it's WoW related. What bugs me is that the result doesn't seem so accurate. Check it out:

Your result for The World of Warcraft Addiction Test...

Well on your way!

You are 70% Addicted!


You play a lot, and you're starting to get hooked. Keep it up and soon you too will be part of the ever-growing group that is totally addicted. Or, see the warning signs now and get out while you still can!


Take The World of Warcraft Addiction Test
at HelloQuizzy



Just 70%!? My waking hours are dedicated to WoW, and I just get 70%!? Screw this, I'm logging back in!

In related news, WoW has been labeled as addicting as crack cocaine. It's true. Some Swedish youth group has published a report on the addictive qualities of WoW. That's like saying the sun is bright!

5 WoW Noob Moments


Everyone starts out as a noob. Us pigs are no exception. Nothing like a fresh-off-the-boat, wet-behind-the-ears, green noob.

We have fond (and not-so-fond) memories of our virgin encounters with World of Warcraft, all before discovering the wonders of WoW Gold. Take a trip down memory lane and share the fun (or pain) in our 5 WoW Noob Moments:

1. Running from Thunder Bluff to Orgrimmar and back because you didn't know Flightmasters existed.

2. Chatting with someone for 5 minutes before realizing that he/she was an NPC.

3. Buying weapons sold by the NPC vendors and getting a better one from a monster the next minute.

4. Getting killed by Hogger for the nth time.

5. Asking in regional chat: "WHERE IS MANKRIK'S WIFE???"

Oh, the memories.

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