Thursday, November 26, 2009

Gobble up the gold!

In behalf of the other porkers here at WoW Gold Pig, I’d like to wish you a very happy Thanksgiving from the bottom of my heart stomach. (Come to think of it, I have a bottomless pit of a stomach so maybe that didn’t make as much sense as I intended but you do get what my point is, right?)

For us, there’s something much more exciting than celebrating “Turkey Day”. And what could that be, you ask? Black Pig Friday, of course!

You guessed it. We’re having another fly promo for the holiday season! Slow and didn’t catch that right away? Here, I’ll spell it out for ya. WoW Gold Pig is having a P-R-O-M-O, bro! How’d you like the sound of that?

So before all you guys, uhh, gourmandize, you might wanna shift your focus on the $4.95 per 1000 on WoW US servers we’re offering. Nothing beats our rockbottom, dirt-cheap price!

Your ass better get a move on as this is available for only 24 hours. Sale starts November 27, Friday at 12:01 AM until midnight.

Woohoo! On your mark, get set, GOLD!

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Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Chop Model Trivia Update

It's a showdown between Peter Porker and Gordon Bleu in the Next Chop Model. They're taking a well-deserved rest before the final challenge - a perfect opportunity to give you an update on the trivia questions and answers!

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Q. How many classes are there in World of Warcraft?
A. 10

Q. What other term for street art is derived from an Italian word meaning 'to scribble'?
A. Graffiti

Q. What is the next World of Warcraft expansion called?
A. Cataclysm

Q. What sound does a pig make?
A. Oink!

Q. What World of Warcraft race did Salami Hayek dress up as?
A. Night Elf

Q. Which World of Warcraft character did Gordon Bleu dress up as?
A. Illidan Stormrage

Q. Who is Peter Porker dressed up as?
A. The Lich King, Arthas

Q. What's the largest amount of WoW Gold you can buy on
A. 50,000 gold

Did you answer correctly? Well, if you did, you've probably received a message from us and won 2000 gold!

It's that easy, that exciting and THAT tasty! Want bacon? We got bacon! Have you won yet? Let us know in the comments. If you haven't, then you'd better get to answering our awesome trivia everyday!

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Monday, November 23, 2009

WoW Gold Pig's Next Chop Model - Week 3

What a week. I hope you guys caught a glimpse of our World of Warcraft Week for the Next Chop Model because it was FABULOUS.

The porkers came in as a Night Elf, Illidan Stormrage, Jaina Proudmoore and the Lich King himself. Pigs and World of Warcraft in perfect harmony. Brings tears to my eyes every time.

But then, it's a Monday and two chop models have to leave the WoW Gold Pig mansion (we're working on it). Good night, sweet porkers.

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And with this, Salami Hayek and Cassie Role are eliminated, leaving the boys to a Next Chop Model face off! Stay tuned!

Do you think Thighra's decision was right? Let us know in the comments.

Be sure to grab the chance for free WoW Gold - answer our Chop Model Trivia today!

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Friday, November 20, 2009

World of Warcraft Week - Wrath of the Swine King

In the cold, harsh northlands...

...of Los Angeles, California, a lone dude set in motion the events that would forever change the history of the poultry dish in front of his eyes.

And then, he sneezed into his chicken soup.

Yeah, I've got the sniffles. It's not swine flu. But I'm pretty sure I've got a fever. Chop Model fever, that is!

*ah-choo!* Oh wow. You wouldn't want to see what's on my monitor right now. Or you might. Lemme get a kleenex.

Where were we... oh right. It's the final day of World of Warcraft week on the Next Chop Model. Salami Hayek stalked the darkness as a Night Elf hunter while Gordon Blue asked us if we were prepared as Illidan Stormrage. And a good job they did at it.

Will our other two chop models be able to compete? Bring it on, piggies!

Jaina Proudmoore

From the magical tower of Dalaran comes Cassie Role. Taking on the fearsome undead scourge, Cassie struts her stuff in a mage outfit, reminiscent of WoW Gold Pig favorite, Jaina Proudmoore. We really love her outfit. You could say that she cast a spell on us.

She also used the same spell to grill us some burgers. HUZZAH!

Lich King Arthas

Brrrr! Now I know where I got the cold. The Swine King himself has descended the Icecrown Citadel and rain terror, death and... bacon? The detail of Peter Porker's armor shows how much he's put into this contest. Even the harsh climate in his photoshoot didn't make him flinch.

Oh wait, I think he's frozen solid. Well, just come back when we've thawed the poor porker. In the meantime, get your fill of WoW Gold by answering our Chop Model Trivia! Join us on Twitter and Facebook to increase your chances of winning.

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Wednesday, November 18, 2009

World of Warcraft Week on the Next Chop Model - Part 2

Hard-hitting World of Warcraft week here on the Next Chop Model. Thighra just upped the ante and the stakes are higher. Us WoW Gold Pig peeps are feelin' the excitement and electricity from the final four.

That, and the static electricity in our office carpets are reaching a fatal level. Let's get it on!

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That was what greeted us when we showed up to Gordon Bleu's photoshoot without any food in hand. We were promptly hit by Eye Blasts and Flame Bursts.

For a moment, we were sure that the group was going to wipe - until we realized out that theonly thing that the Warglaives of Azzinoth that Gordon was carrying were pork chops.

We were not prepared.

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Tuesday, November 17, 2009

World of Warcraft Week on the Next Chop Model - Part 1

It isn't a WoW Gold Pig contest if it doesn't have our beloved game, World of Warcraft, and Next Chop Model's host Thighra Shanks knows how to bring the love in this week's challenge.

Our four remaining porkers, Cassie, Peter, Salami and Gordon were left a bit somber after the elimination yesterday. They were downtrodden at how tough the Next Chop Model competition could be. It seemed like nothing would cheer them up.

One tub of chocolate chip and fudge brownie ice cream and five layers of deep fried bacon covered bacon lasagna wraps later and they were as enthusiastic as sharks in a feeding frenzy. Onto the mailbox then!

Thighra Mail!
Dahlins! With Davin and Chize gone, I guess can call you the Fab Four. And rightly so, because you brought the goods and made momma Thighra proud!

Now for this week's challenge - why don't we step out of the streets and into the real world... the real World of Warcraft, that is! Sharpen your swords, piggies. It's time to get your WoW on!
World of Warcraft week? World of Warcraft week!? OH YEAH!

The chop models were given $100 each and 4 hours to find and create a WoW-themed outfit. Can these piggies strut their stuff in Azeroth?

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Deep in the forests of Teldrassil, the Night Elf Hunter Salami Hayek prowls the night and has her sights on anything that moves. Here naturally long ears lend authenticity to this elvish display, and even her outfit looks au naturelle like the tree-loving elves in WoW.

Now if only she was as slim. But she still is a convincing night elf, albeit one that has been gorged on tons of Delicious Chocolate Cake.

It's World of Warcraft week! Be sure to answer the Chop Model Trivia and take home 2,000 WoW Gold everyday. It's freakin' easy!

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Monday, November 16, 2009

WoW Gold Pig's Next Chop Model - Week 3

If I had a thousand wow gold every time I find out that it's already Monday, I'd probably be in the gold selling business.

...Oh wait, I already am.

*ahem* What I mean to say is that time really flies. As fast as the Brood of Onyxia mount, even. We're already on the third week of the Next Chop Model and two more piggies will be sent home. It's an unforgiving world, chop modeling. But as the saying goes, when the going gets tough, the tough start eating.

Or something. This week, Chize Berger and Davin Bacon got eliminated because they weren't bad enough dudes to take on the streets.

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The best of the best meats have met and only four remain for this week's challenge.Are you freakin' ready for more pork on pork action!?

Bacon on Bacon

I know I am.

In the meantime, win some sweet WoW Gold by answering our Chop Model Trivia. Easy questions, easy answers - instant 2,000 WoW Gold. Capisce?

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Friday, November 13, 2009

WoW Gold Pig's Next Chop Model - Week 2, Part 3

Pigs and paint. A good combination. I mean, if you're high on paint fumes and have a pew porkers handy (no worries, PETA. Those are pig-safe paints. They're made out of magic, or somethin').

Thighra started the week off with a tough Street Art challenge. Cassie, Gordon, Chize and Davin got off to a fierce start with their street painting skills.

You could say that the chop models are painting the town pink. What do Peter Porker and Salami Hayek have up their artistic sleeves?

Bring it on, piglets!

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True to his namesake, Peter Porker is taking the 'Spiderman 3-emo' approch. Dark, brooding and roasted to perfection, this lil' piggie could probably make a Crow 5: The Lone Pig casting call.

WoW Gold Pig

Salami Hayek always had a way with her eyes. Take straight out of a mardi gras, Salami moves and grooves alongwith her bright pastels and back hair. Just don't tell her that she also has the same color scheme as the Macho Man Randy Savage OOOH YEAAAH.

And that's it for the week. The votes are in (Thighra's, actually) and next week sees another two piggies leaving the chop model mansion. Who will survive? Who will win the chop modelling contract? Who ate the whole meatloaf? We can only speculate.

As always, we're giving away 2,000 WoW Gold to 5 lucky winners everyday on the blog, Twitter and Facebook. Just answer our Chop Model Trivia and you could get your hands on two thousand virtual smackeroos in the World of Warcraft.

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Thursday, November 12, 2009

WoW Gold Pig's Next Chop Model - Week 2, Part 2

Hey stranger, you've stumbled across the WoW Gold Pig blog. I hope you're hungry, because it's time again for a healthy serving of pork - pork CHOP MODELS, that is! Care for a bite?

It's the Street Art Challenge week for our lil' piggies and the chop models are painting their way to bacon immortality. And maybe an eight course dinner.

Speaking of street art, did you know that the word graffiti was derived from an Italian word that means to "scratch" or "scribble." Those Italians sure know how to liven up a blank wall!.

Damn, all that Italian talk's got me craving for some pizza. On to the chop models!

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The debonair Davin is lookin' might fierce right there. I don't know if he looks like the Ultimate Warrior or God of War's Kratos. Eitherway, he's got that badass street vibe. One question - is he a bad enough dude to rescue the president win the contest?

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RAWK ON YEAAAAAHHHH! Is that Gordon Bleu or KISS's Gene Simmons? We're told that in his free time, Gordon plays a mean riff on the guitar. Whether this is on Guitar Hero or a real one, we'll never know.

Tomorrow, you'll see the last two pigs for this challenge. Have they got what it takes to beat the competition? Find out!

Don't forget to answer the chop model trivia up there - you'll get a chance to win 2000 WoW Gold instantly. Enjoy!

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Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Chop Model Trivia Update

We've got a bunch of folks getting their sweet 2,000 WoW Gold already. Have you gotten yours?

Here are the past questions and answers so far:

Q. What does Dia de los Muertos mean?
A. Day of the Dead

Q. Who is the host of the Next Chop Model?
A. Thighra Shanks

Q. What World of Warcraft race starts in Orgrimmar?
A. None

Pig fans from Bladefist, Feathermoon, Executus and other WoW realms have joined and instantly won 2,000 WoW Gold. How awesome is that, dude?

Go ahead, answer the trivia and get yours!


Tuesday, November 10, 2009

WoW gold Pig's Next Chop Model - Week 2 Part 1

Craving for WoW Gold yet? You'd better keep your eyes peeled and answer today's trivia! Our Next Chop Models are now ready for their next challege and lead into a back alley.

A back alley? Now what could Thighra want in a back alley...
Thighra Mail!
Listen up, porkers! The world of chop modeling is not a cake walk, and I bet you all wish it was. It's an unforgiving place where only the best survive. Just like the mean streets.

And that's where you'll prove to the world just how tough you really are - and I'm not talking about jerky! Get creative, piglets. It's time for the street art challenge!

-Thighra Shanks
A street art challenge? Me likey!

Each contest is given a few cans of paint, a blank wall and equipped only with their porcine creativity (did you know that pigs have some of the biggest brains in the animal kingdom?). I've always wondered how pigs would do as artists. I mean, yeah, they'd probably have difficulty painting and stuff. Maybe it's their upbringing or allergies to paint.

It doesn't help that they only have hooves. Let's take a look at the first two to finish then (click on thumbnails to enlarge):

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Awright, let's get this started. Cassie Role really worked it with her street at. It looks like she took an 80's/Jamaican color scheme with the neon colors and the green/yellow face paint. Keep on jammin'!

WoW Gold Pig

Look at those mad skillz! The savory Chize Berger really got down and dirty with this awesome semi-3D street art that goes well with her purple and pink ensemble. We caught her struggling to stay awake - she claims to have stayed up doing Quarter Pounder pushups.

Win 2000 WoW Gold! Seriously, dude. If you haven't answered the Chop Model Trivia questions yet, you're missing out on an instant 2000 WoW Gold. Fill in your answer and start winning today.

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Monday, November 9, 2009

WoW Gold Pig's Next Chop Model - Week 2

Chop modeling is a tough job. You enter a harsh world of criticism, small outfits and *gasp* crash diets. We all know these piggies love their big meals - and we do mean BIG. Kinda like this Windows 7 Whopper:

Thighra Shanks has spoke and two little piggies must go home. Here are the remaining Next Chop Models in the running (click to enlarge):

Boarbie Cue and Haute Doug tried their best, but only the best, meatiest and tastiest survive in this porky reality blog show. We bid adieu to these piggies and welcome a new challenge. What will this week bring? Stay tuned to find out!

Oh yeah, check out our Chop Model Trivia and get a chance to win 2000 WoW Gold!

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Friday, November 6, 2009

WoW Gold Pig's Next Chop Model - Week 1, Part 2

Welcome back to the Next Chop Model, WoW Gold Pig's scrumptious reality blog show! We last left our piggie poltergeists in the haunted mansion where Thighra Shanks gave them a spooky modelling challenge. How did the other four chop models fare? Let's find out!

Click on the thumbnails to see the full-sized pics!

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Looking mighty fab in his stripe shirt and hat ensemble, Gordon Bleu strikes a pose in a Freddy Krueger costume. If I ever saw someone looking like that in my chair, I'd die of a heart attack (and no, not because of all the bacon I consume). One of the photographers tried to shake his hand - it wasn't pretty.

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"Do I look okay to you?" snorted Haute Doug said in reply to the makeup artist's greeting. I dunno, it seems like Haute's got a splitting headache to me. Why don't you axe him yourself? Hahaha, I kill myself sometimes.

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We first heard scratches from inside a coffin... and then a voice... "BRAAAAAAINS...." Peter Porker busts out of his undead prison and out into the world of modeling! Our staff was scared out of their wits for a good couple of minutes minutes until the cry for "BRAAAAAINS..." became "BABY BACK RIBSSsss...."


Salami Hayek invited us over for dinner, what a sweetheart. But we were puzzled as to why she wasn't in costume yet.

"Hey, aren't you supposed to be competing with the other chop models... hey, that smells good. What's for dinner?"

I had a feeling that she was going to say "you are," but I just had to ask.

It's only the second installment - keep your eyes glued on WoW Gold Pig's Next Chop Model and win yourself 2000 WoW Gold everyday! Simply answer our trivia questions here on the blog, on Twitter or Facebook. It's that easy, dude!

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Wednesday, November 4, 2009

WoW Gold Pig's Next Chop Model - Week 1

Welcome, stranger. The WoW Gold Pig Next Chop Model aspirants have been bound, gagged, basted, marinated and brought to a place called 'The Middle of Nowhere.'
The pressured piggies now stand in front of a huge and dark mansion with windows that look like eyes and doors that might lead into hell itself. An old, dilapidated mailbox creaks open and inside was...
Thighra Mail!
Hey Piggies! Welcome to the Next Chop Model. I expect you all to work it like it's gonna kill you because you're in for a challenge. A challenge for the dead, dahlins!

With Halloween and Dia de los Muertos just missing us by a couple of days, this week's theme is about ghosts, ghouls, spirits all thing scary. Bring on the fierceness, chop models!

- Thighra Shanks
And with that, week one of the Next Chop Model begins... hauntingly.

The stage is set, the pigs are oiled and raring to go. The chop models went to work and got dressed up for this particularly spooky occasion. The piggies were given time to scavenge and work with what they could find in the haunted mansion. This is a test of their creativity and ingenuity in the midst of a hostile environment.

Bring it on, chop models!
(Click on the thumbnails for the full size picture)

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First up is Boarbie Cue, a country girl at heart, rump and choice cuts (seasoned to perfection). She's wearing an Oscar de la Groucha pumpkin couture which works well with her round figure. Just seeing her makes you think of one thing - pork and pumpkin stew. BRB, getting a bowl and spoon.

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Zoiks! Cassie Role had us goin' for a minute there! Like a tortured soul, Cassie's blending in with the haunted mansion well. A little too well, if you ask me. When asked what the hard part was with her costume, she said "It's kinda hard to, y'know, eat and stuff when you're incorporeal and all. Everything just goes through you like you're a ghost!"

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One of our male chop models, Chize Burger, was having some tummy problems when the challenge started (must be all those quarter pounders he's been downing). A few bumps and crashes were heard in the bathroom later and out he came looking like the ancient porcine pharaoh, Tutankhamburgar.

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Like a shadow in the night, suave chop model Davin Bacon dons death's mantle and slices, dices and sautees the competition with his convincing rendition of the grim reaper. Although by the look of things (and the boxes of honey-raised donuts he's had during the shoot), maybe we should call him the 'Kreme Reaper.'

Four piggies strut their stuff in costume; what will the other four do to compete? Find out tomorrow!

YO! Answer the trivia above and stand a chance to win 2,000 WoW Gold! For real. We're giving away 2,000 gold to 5 lucky winners on the blog every single piggie day. Answer the form on the top right of the page like right now dude!

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