Thursday, March 18, 2010

March Madness Sale Gives Away 25% Free Gold

It’s the most insane double promo yet!

Join the March Madness Sale at WoWGoldPig.com to get Fat Discounts and 25% Free Gold with every purchase on the website.

Spend just $4.49 per 1,000 Gold to get 200 more Gold when we deliver your order within the day.

Just enter the coupon code: MADNESS at checkout to activate the promo.

Dress and ride like a king with all this extra Gold! Go order a full epic raiding set from the blacksmiths at Dalaran or head to Mei Francis to purchase your armored flying mount!

Act fast because the March Madness Sale lasts until the end of the month.

Visit WoWGoldPig.com now to get 25% free Gold.

*The March Madness Sale does not cause actual insanity. But it can inspire a Tribute to Insanity:

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Sunday, March 14, 2010

March Madness Sale at WoWGoldPig.com

Ever felt like a tub of lard sitting in Dalaran while better geared players raided the Icecrown Citadel? Well, QQ less and grab more gold!

WoWGoldPig.com hooks you up with the best gold deals ever in its month-long March Madness Sale. Just $4.95 per 1,000 Gold bought in all US servers!

Now you can upgrade those so-so blues to epic crafted purples, and purchase rare gems to max out your stats. Your penny pinching days are over, my friend!

Cataclysm will also burn a hole through your pocket, so better stock up on gold fast. Blizzard just released new details on the Mastery system and our current gear will become outdated soon. But if you build a nice gold stash, you'll collect that Mastery gear in no time.

Everyone's rushing to the March Madness Sale so don't be the poor piggy that gets left behind! WoWGoldPig store has recruited the finest goblins to service you, minus the snarky attitude of course. You'll get expert gold advice and lots of pampering fit for a goblin trade prince.

Buy 1,000 Gold for $4.95 now!

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Thursday, March 11, 2010

What Cataclysm Means for Three Little Pigs

Hey porkers! How’s it hanging?

Here at The Pig, we’ve been super pumped by all the juicy bits Blizzard shared on the Cataclysm expansion in its latest developer Twitter chat.

Class balances, graphics updates and gear mechanics were all discussed. But one thing we noticed was how owning tons of Gold can make Cataclysm a bit more bearable. Below are must-buy conveniences for three types of porkers:

Battlegrounds Rations (For PvP Boars)
Brush off those flag capping and tower defending skills! You’ll need it when the new Battle for Gilneas City battleground opens. While exact mechanics are still up in the air, it’s known that the Alliance and Horde will fight over the districts of Gilneas City.

Cataclysm also ushers in rated battlegrounds, which will up the ante for cross-server teamwork. Last longer with the aid of flasks and other food buffs. Potions also cost WoW Gold a pop, but timed well it can save you a trip from the graveyard.

Splurge on these consumables because random battlegrounds will also yield arena points soon. You mean we’ll get the latest Gladiator armor set through battlegrounds? Heck yeah!

Bigger Bags (For Loot Hogs)
While PvP boars get their snouts dirty in the battlegrounds, loot hogs will head to the World’s End Tavern to buy bigger all-purpose bags from socialite Haris Pilton.

Blizzard did not specify though whether the new bags will have 26 slots or more. The 24-slot Portable Hole is the biggest all-purpose bag in game today and costs 3,000 WoW Gold each. If you’re a rabid loot pig like the peeps in Hoarders, then better stock up on WoW Gold now to cover the high cost.

Extra bag space is king and stores more epic gear, holiday items and even flirty letters from hot draenei chicks. Especially the flirty letters. Gotta keep those no matter what!

Submarine Trips (For Casual Hams)
This one’s for the casual hams who like to ride the Ironforge tram for its undersea view.

Blizzard announced that gnomes and goblins have built submarines the size of the Icecrown gunships, which will transport players to submerged regions accessible in Cataclysm.

We think there will be a cool viewing deck to observe the aquatic life below the Great Sea. So if you’re the type who likes to take screenshots or footage for Youtube vids, then better stock up on WoW Gold now. That way, you can pay for countless fare rides back and forth the cool submarines and even buy special gear that match the underwater background.

So go farm saronite, play the auction house or get a little help from us. All that matters is you have enough coin to spend come Cataclysm.

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Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Still No Break for the Pig

The Pig and his amigos are still working hard to get you your WoW gold. It's like I said before - and I quote myself - "...we're determined to deliver your orders even if it means not sleeping." If you could only see my eyes. Those aren't mere bags underneath 'em peepers. They're frickin' suitcases! Where are my shades, by the way? LOL.





But hey, I'm not complaining! Everyone in the team is happy, right guys? (Instant chorus of yeahs in the background, no macros needed)

Just knowing we're doing a real service to our customers in these level 80-challenging times is motivating by itself (the moolah helps too). I just wanna thank you all for your awesome patience and support. If you've got questions, you know we're a quick email away. You can also drop us a line here at our blog or send a tweet on Twitter. Whichever you choose, someone will get back to you faster than it takes you to do your Fishing dailies.

BTW, have you peeps seen this thing called the WoW Pod? You've got a toilet and kitchen in the same porta-potty. Hmm.

We're pigs, we can be lazy at times (hey, no one's perfect)...but COME ON!

Next thing you know, they'll have "gamer feedbags" to strap onto your face so you don't need to use your hands when eating!


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Thursday, April 2, 2009

Tweet Tweet, Oinked The Pig

Is Twitter amazing or what?

The Pig is getting addicted fast, tweeting what must be every 15 minutes. I'm tweeting everything from random thoughts to Chuck Norris jokes to everything WoW. Promise I won't tweet about bathroom breaks like what most people do (too gross even for me) or what goes on in my bedroom (hubba hubba).

Follow WoW Gold Pig on Twitter: http://twitter.com/wowgoldpig




That's the URL. Now be a good piglet and follow my oink, I mean, tweet!

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Wednesday, April 1, 2009

The Pig Has Forgiven You

Dear Copyhog (you know who you are),

I have forgiven you for ripping off WoW Gold Pig. I have pardoned your sins, which include:

1. Copying word for word all the content in my site

2. Trying to pass yourself off as the Royal Baconator of WoW gold sellers

3. Attempting to mislead customers into believing that the Pig is your brother

4. Pretending that you are an American company when in fact you are a Chinese company run by scam artists

5. Lying about having the lowest WoW gold prices when you don't

But I forgive you. Give me a hog, I mean, hug. Let's be friends.




KIDDING!!! HAHAHA!!!

APRIL FOOL'S!!!!! SUCKER!!! OINK OINK!!!




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Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Hogwash!

Can't resist taking another dig at someone. But while I'm on a sweet roll about big fakes, why don't we stroll down memory lane and take a look at what probably inspired my 'tarded doppelganger to mimic El Piggo?

Remember the great Hogzilla story?

Somewhere in Alabama on June 17, 2004, some dude hunter named Chris Griffin killed a hog that supposedly weighed 1,000 pounds and was 12 feet long. Just in case no one believed him, he presented 'photographic evidence' of him posing beside his kill.

Scientists exhumed Hogzilla's remains and after examining it, saw it was only 7 1/2 to 8 feet long, and weighed about 800 pounds.(They made some allowance for shrinkage when they examined that barrel of lardo)

Now I know how some porkers can exaggerate their, uh, size and Hogzilla's hunter may just be that kind of guy. Only this time, to make up for his shortcomings he boasts of killing a hog that big.

But after reading about the scientists' findings, you wonder how desperate this dude was just to get his 15 minutes of fame. Some skeptics even suggested he doctored the pic to make Hogzilla look bigger than it actually was.

So the initial claims were proved false. But the guy got his publicity, even if it was through a cheap stunt. And it looks like someone- a lowlife virtual HOG on the net - took on that same principle: fake it till you make it.

IF YOU CAN MAKE IT, YOU LITTLE SCAMMER, which I doubt! You can make all these claims but WoW gold buyers will be quick to discover your shortcomings and fakery. Before you know it, people will be hunting you down! ROFLMAO.

Let's oink to that one!

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Wednesday, March 18, 2009

The Gloves Aren't Off...Yet

Howdy, Piglets. This Pig is happier than ever, thanks to his sweet lady who phoned just minutes ago to ask him if he likes lasagna! Yes, she cooks! She's coming over tomorrow to bring me a tray of her famous lasagna topped with crumbled bacon. Crumbled bacon! Is this a sign? Could she be the one? Oh my cholesterol levels!

She likes the occasional sinful food but makes up for it by practicing Pilates and running four times a week. She wants me to run with her next week! She loves the outdoors, she says. A girl after my own heart! Can't wait to run after, I mean, run with her. *Must suppress naughty thoughts*

So I've got her and my WoW Gold Pig sales to keep me happy and Zen.

BUT!

But that doesn't mean the Pig has forgiven the other camp! *Snorts, grunts* Just because the Pig is "keeping still" (or whatever those yoga peeps call it) doesn't mean he's taking all that lying down. No, sir, that would be like Pig-casso, I mean, Picasso forgiving the forger who copied his painting and made money out of the fake one. Unforgivable!

This crime is NOT going unpunished! This is war!

I'm also getting good at Photoshop. :D Picasso would have approved.

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Monday, March 16, 2009

Hot Date, Hot Sales!

Piglets, my date was hotter than a luau tiki torch! She was da bomb, no she was da molten lava, no hotter than molten lava! Sorry if I'm sputtering here, but oh boy, I'm so happy I could skateboard right into Mount Kilauea! I'm seeing her again next weekend (drool, drool).

Okay enough drooling. On to more good news: WoW Gold Pig's sales are going up! The word on our WoW gold's dirt cheap prices and quick deliveries is spreading. Our customers are real happy campers and helping spread the word about the Pig AND letting people know who the real Sir Oinks-a-Lot is! Boo to the pretender to the throne, you know who you are!



Sir Oinks-a-Lot. Has a nice ring to it. All that's missing is my Queen Guinevere. Sigh, oink



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Friday, March 13, 2009

The Pig Cares About Cred

The Pig takes his business very seriously, little piggies. I didn't put up WoWGoldPig as a hobby. Nope, this is a VERY SERIOUS, VERY INTENSE deal. Think of it as my baby that brings home the bacon for me and makes life easier for busy WoW players. More importantly, this deal is also about giving the WoW gold-selling industry some CRED while maintaining my business' own CRED!

That's why I'm pissed when others take all the hard work of the Pig and his compadres and rip it off from the front, side and backside. But we all know that no copycat crime goes unnoticed (especially something as OBVIOUS as....hmm, my snout is sealed, even muzzled for now but go read the older posts for a clue, oink!). Pretty soon, WoW gold-buying peeps will catch on and know who the real McOink is!

In other news, the Pig has a date on Saturday night with a HOT HOT HOT MAMACITA! Think Blood Elf gorgeous, but with pupils in her lovely green eyes. WISH ME LUCK!!!

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Wednesday, February 18, 2009

10 Things We Hate About WoW

Hot on the heels of our funny valentine, we talk about love. Love for our favorite game, World of Warcraft.

When you love someone or something, it's perfectly healthy to hate some things about it. Unless you love baby back ribs, of course.

If and when you can define what you don't like about something, it is then that you can appreciate all the other lovely things it has. We've put together a list of things minor annoyances in WoW.

10 Things we hate about WoW

1. Gnomes.
2. Clearing the area around a mining node and having someone else get it
3. Minding your own business and getting ganked by a passing Alliance rogue.
4. Gnomes.
5. The dated graphics. Seriously, WoW needs an update.
6. Pick up groups - if you've ever been in one, you know the horror.
7. Tedious farming. Hey, that's why WoW Gold Pig is here!
8. Naming your character - with over 12 million people making toons, getting a unique name is close to impossible.
9. Boring low level content - why does the game start at 80?
10. Gnomes.

Did I mention we hate Gnomes?

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Tuesday, February 10, 2009

5 WoW Gold Tips

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WoW Gold Pig in tha house, yo.

What's up, my homies? The P.I.G. is in town ready to bring the floor down... or something.

Yeah.

We heard y'all like WoW Gold. Word, we dig that. Listen to my beats and we'll give you the lowdown on how to rake in the bling.

5 World of Warcraft Gold Tips

1. When in a new area, take the quests that are concentrated in one area or require you to kill the same monsters - you'll earn more WoW Gold and quest rewards in a shorter amount of time. Download and install the Quest Helper addon for easier questing, dude.

2. Get a gathering profession ASAP. As early as level 5, grab a gathering profession from the nearest trainer. Mining and skinning are good professions because the materials you get are always in-demand. Go out and mine for ore and skin animals and sell your stuff in the auction house.

3. Sell green and blue gear that you can't use at the auction house - DON'T sell it to NPCs. Check the auction house for prices and sell your gear accordingly. You can leave your auctions while you play and you'll eventually find a buyer.

4. When you have enough WoW Gold, buy Netherweave bags to increase the amount of items you can carry. More space means less time going back to town and sell your stuff.

5. Buy LOW, sell HIGH. Check the auction house for cheap in-demand items and buy them out. Wait a bit and put them on auction for a significantly higher amount. Be careful though - other players will notice this and undercut the price so that you won't have buyers. Play the auction house and play smart.

Aight, so you down with that? Cool. Of course, you can always buy WoW Gold to avoid the trouble and just get on with the program. Huzzah!

Peace out, whoop whoop and all that jazz.

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Sunday, February 8, 2009

Rabid Hate Mail


Cheap WoW Gold is a blessing for players who want to experience having epic gear but have no time to mindlessly grind for it. They can go to work and have a life without sacrificing the urge to play a sassy Draenei priest.

Of course, WoW Gold Pig has its share of naysayers. Individuals who are totally holier-than-thou and won't hesitate to smite you with their keyboards.

We were checking our inbox the other day when we came across a gem of an email - a shining example of an Anti-RMT paladin. An internet white knight who lays the smackdown on all things he doesn't understand, fueled by misinformation and nerd rage.

And dyslexia.

Here is a direct copy & paste of the email without any edits. This dude's hardcore.

DEAR WOGWOLD BASTERDS !!!

YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSLEFS. YOU ARE RILY PIGS DISGUSTING. WOW GOLDS IS ILLEGAL ACCORING TO BLIZZARD. IT IS SUPPROTING HACK ACCOUNTS AND DESTROYS TEH EcONOMYS OF INGAME. HONEST PLAYER LIKE ME PLAY 24/7 AND I DNOT WANT TO SEE YUOR SHIT!!!!1 IT IS UNFARE BECASE SCRUBZ CaN ALSO BUY FROM ACTION HOUSE W/ UR STUPID WOW GOLD. BUYING GOLDS IS FOR N00BS!!! THE REAL PLAYERS GHET THEIR GEARS THRU HARD WORK AND SKILLZ.GO PLAY GOLF Or ANY SHITY GAEM! WWOWHOLDPIG IS A SIN AND EVIL.I HOPE YOU ALL gO OT HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HATE,
xCLOUD72x

PS: I WIL REPORT YUO TO THE CSI CUZ UR CROOKS
Whoa! Everyone knows that CAPS LOCK is cruise control for cool, buddy. Smooth move. We love you too, xCLOUD72x. All 72 of you.

I don't know where to begin. All those sleepless nights with mountain dew might've gotten to him.

What peeps don't understand about WoW Gold is that we're offering a service - a service for people who don't have time but have an extra dollar or two they're willing to part with. Services are not illegal - you pay babysitters to watch your kid while you're out with the missus, you hire workers to build your buildings - you get the point. What you could otherwise have not accomplished, or accomplished ineffectively, we do.

Another thing is that because of shady Chinese gold sellers, us legit pigs get bad reps. Compromised accounts, bad sales, and all that. What you can do is support the REAL heroes behind WoW Gold. Support the real, honest players who trade their time in-game for a few bucks. We don't deal with suspicious suppliers, just honest-to-goodness service for the dudes who want to buy a mount or cut down the grinding time. Trust the pig, the cheapest place to buy WoW Gold.

The pigs could go on, but it'll take forever to analyze this cryptic email from another dimension. We still have to grind for Sons of Hodir rep.

Stay in touch, visit WoW Gold Pig.

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Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Top 10 Signs You're A WoW Gold Pig

What's up, my bacon-loving compadres?

The Pigs are chilling, fresh from a Heroic Violet Hold run. That was intense! Good thing our tank was well-geared and we were putting up impressive DPS.

Peeps keep sending mail inquiring about our name. Why WoW Gold Pig, you ask? Why the oink not?

Pigs are great. They live large. They're smarter than dogs. And…they have a sensitive side…pathologically independent, stubborn, and territorial. Yeah! Sounds like a personal review of my guild mates!

They also make for tasty baby back ribs.

But to really answer the question…and because a mental “picture” is worth a thousand words…I’ve compiled a list of things that may indicate if you are truly a WoW Gold Pig. Without sounding too Letterman, here you go:

*trumpet and drum roll*

10. You make strange, pig-like noises in voice chat to call your group's attention.

9. You play 4 hours a day and you have more WoW Gold than Johnny Depp has girlfriends…(this comment is founded on envy, not fact…my apologies if he’s gotten married since I last read a cheap Hollywood review…hehe)

8. You think Taurens are hot. (Hint: They're cows, you pig!)

7. You visit WoWGoldPig.com just to click the logo and hear the porker oink. (Admit it.)

6. You don’t have a NYSE ticker tape…but you DO check the Pig’s price feed hourly

5. You gather a group in WoW and take on the Hogger mob every single day.

4. You treasure your Golden Pig vanity pet.

3. You insist that Billie Jean is not your child, but a half-pig Warlock who summons deranged rock stars.

2. You pig out on pizza more than 5 times a week…(there’s nothing not natural about eating pizza 20 times a month…think of it as hording)…it’s that you are starting to think the Indian dude delivery boy is lusting after your T6 gear so you now have your pizza delivered to your neighbor’s address…where you wait on the door step dressed up like an Alliance tart trying to enter Stormwind…

And the number 1 sign you're a WoW Gold Pig...

1. You have collected 100,000 signatures to make PIGS a playable class in the next Wow expansion! Oink!

There you have it. If you’re guilty of any of the above, let’s hope your Mom doesn’t surf. Stay tuned to the Pig and keep cool.


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