Rabid Hate Mail

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Of course, WoW Gold Pig has its share of naysayers. Individuals who are totally holier-than-thou and won't hesitate to smite you with their keyboards.

We were checking our inbox the other day when we came across a gem of an email - a shining example of an Anti-RMT paladin. An internet white knight who lays the smackdown on all things he doesn't understand, fueled by misinformation and nerd rage.

And dyslexia.

Here is a direct copy & paste of the email without any edits. This dude's hardcore.

DEAR WOGWOLD BASTERDS !!!

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HATE,
xCLOUD72x

PS: I WIL REPORT YUO TO THE CSI CUZ UR CROOKS

Whoa! Everyone knows that CAPS LOCK is cruise control for cool, buddy. Smooth move. We love you too, xCLOUD72x. All 72 of you.

I don't know where to begin. All those sleepless nights with mountain dew might've gotten to him.

What peeps don't understand about WoW Gold is that we're offering a service - a service for people who don't have time but have an extra dollar or two they're willing to part with. Services are not illegal - you pay babysitters to watch your kid while you're out with the missus, you hire workers to build your buildings - you get the point. What you could otherwise have not accomplished, or accomplished ineffectively, we do.

Another thing is that because of shady Chinese gold sellers, us legit pigs get bad reps. Compromised accounts, bad sales, and all that. What you can do is support the REAL heroes behind WoW Gold. Support the real, honest players who trade their time in-game for a few bucks. We don't deal with suspicious suppliers, just honest-to-goodness service for the dudes who want to buy a mount or cut down the grinding time. Trust the pig, the cheapest place to buy WoW Gold.

The pigs could go on, but it'll take forever to analyze this cryptic email from another dimension. We still have to grind for Sons of Hodir rep.

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Top 10 Signs You're A WoW Gold Pig

What's up, my bacon-loving compadres?

The Pigs are chilling, fresh from a Heroic Violet Hold run. That was intense! Good thing our tank was well-geared and we were putting up impressive DPS.

Peeps keep sending mail inquiring about our name. Why WoW Gold Pig, you ask? Why the oink not?

Pigs are great. They live large. They're smarter than dogs. And…they have a sensitive side…pathologically independent, stubborn, and territorial. Yeah! Sounds like a personal review of my guild mates!

They also make for tasty baby back ribs.

But to really answer the question…and because a mental “picture” is worth a thousand words…I’ve compiled a list of things that may indicate if you are truly a WoW Gold Pig. Without sounding too Letterman, here you go:

*trumpet and drum roll*

10. You make strange, pig-like noises in voice chat to call your group's attention.

9. You play 4 hours a day and you have more WoW Gold than Johnny Depp has girlfriends…(this comment is founded on envy, not fact…my apologies if he’s gotten married since I last read a cheap Hollywood review…hehe)

8. You think Taurens are hot. (Hint: They're cows, you pig!)

7. You visit WoWGoldPig.com just to click the logo and hear the porker oink. (Admit it.)

6. You don’t have a NYSE ticker tape…but you DO check the Pig’s price feed hourly

5. You gather a group in WoW and take on the Hogger mob every single day.

4. You treasure your Golden Pig vanity pet.

3. You insist that Billie Jean is not your child, but a half-pig Warlock who summons deranged rock stars.

2. You pig out on pizza more than 5 times a week…(there’s nothing not natural about eating pizza 20 times a month…think of it as hording)…it’s that you are starting to think the Indian dude delivery boy is lusting after your T6 gear so you now have your pizza delivered to your neighbor’s address…where you wait on the door step dressed up like an Alliance tart trying to enter Stormwind…

And the number 1 sign you're a WoW Gold Pig...

1. You have collected 100,000 signatures to make PIGS a playable class in the next Wow expansion! Oink!

There you have it. If you’re guilty of any of the above, let’s hope your Mom doesn’t surf. Stay tuned to the Pig and keep cool.


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