Hogwash!

Can't resist taking another dig at someone. But while I'm on a sweet roll about big fakes, why don't we stroll down memory lane and take a look at what probably inspired my 'tarded doppelganger to mimic El Piggo?

Remember the great Hogzilla story?

Somewhere in Alabama on June 17, 2004, some dude hunter named Chris Griffin killed a hog that supposedly weighed 1,000 pounds and was 12 feet long. Just in case no one believed him, he presented 'photographic evidence' of him posing beside his kill.

Scientists exhumed Hogzilla's remains and after examining it, saw it was only 7 1/2 to 8 feet long, and weighed about 800 pounds.(They made some allowance for shrinkage when they examined that barrel of lardo)

Now I know how some porkers can exaggerate their, uh, size and Hogzilla's hunter may just be that kind of guy. Only this time, to make up for his shortcomings he boasts of killing a hog that big.

But after reading about the scientists' findings, you wonder how desperate this dude was just to get his 15 minutes of fame. Some skeptics even suggested he doctored the pic to make Hogzilla look bigger than it actually was.

So the initial claims were proved false. But the guy got his publicity, even if it was through a cheap stunt. And it looks like someone- a lowlife virtual HOG on the net - took on that same principle: fake it till you make it.

IF YOU CAN MAKE IT, YOU LITTLE SCAMMER, which I doubt! You can make all these claims but WoW gold buyers will be quick to discover your shortcomings and fakery. Before you know it, people will be hunting you down! ROFLMAO.

Let's oink to that one!