500,000 WoW Gold Contest Extended!

Stop the presses! Today is a monumental event in human pig history! NAME THE TWITTER PIG HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO JUNE 30TH! Due to popular demand and one VERY special occasion.

I DIDN'T FORGET MY MOTHER'S BIRTHDAY!

Now am I a cool son or what?

She's can be a bit crazy but she's the bestest mom in the world. She's tough as nails. She also taught me how to stand up to bullies in junior high.

Using a 9-volt battery, a tin can, and lots of butter.

Don't ask.

So I got her a bouquet of roses, a custard cream pie and a nice lil' green sweater (all her favorites). I also brought Amy, a girl I've been going out a while with. I just thought I'd introduce her to my mom, y'know.

With a puff of cigar smoke, she pensively took the presents as I greeted her an obnoxiously loud "Happy birthday, mom!" Was I proud of myself, dude. "Mom, this is my girlfriend, Amy."

She gave her a thorough eye and took another puff of her Cuban cigar.

"Why?" she nonchalantly said.

'Why?' Why!? Why is she my girlfriend? Why is she brunette? Why does she have a tacky shirt on? Why is she female!? Man, that caught me off guard. The rest of dinner was spent in awkward silence and her telling me to eat my vegetables every 6 minutes. Cray-zeeeee!!!

Did I mention that Amy never talked to me after that?

I swear, my mother really drives me up the wall sometimes.

Still, this crazy lady is MY MOMMA. Happy birthday, you old battle ax!



(and no, that's not really her but it's an accurate representation)

You've got another month more to Name the Twitter Pig - don't pass up on the chance to win 500,000 World of Warcraft Gold! Join today!

Still No Break for the Pig

The Pig and his amigos are still working hard to get you your WoW gold. It's like I said before - and I quote myself - "...we're determined to deliver your orders even if it means not sleeping." If you could only see my eyes. Those aren't mere bags underneath 'em peepers. They're frickin' suitcases! Where are my shades, by the way? LOL.





But hey, I'm not complaining! Everyone in the team is happy, right guys? (Instant chorus of yeahs in the background, no macros needed)

Just knowing we're doing a real service to our customers in these level 80-challenging times is motivating by itself (the moolah helps too). I just wanna thank you all for your awesome patience and support. If you've got questions, you know we're a quick email away. You can also drop us a line here at our blog or send a tweet on Twitter. Whichever you choose, someone will get back to you faster than it takes you to do your Fishing dailies.

BTW, have you peeps seen this thing called the WoW Pod? You've got a toilet and kitchen in the same porta-potty. Hmm.

We're pigs, we can be lazy at times (hey, no one's perfect)...but COME ON!

Next thing you know, they'll have "gamer feedbags" to strap onto your face so you don't need to use your hands when eating!

Tweet Tweet, Oinked The Pig

Is Twitter amazing or what?

The Pig is getting addicted fast, tweeting what must be every 15 minutes. I'm tweeting everything from random thoughts to Chuck Norris jokes to everything WoW. Promise I won't tweet about bathroom breaks like what most people do (too gross even for me) or what goes on in my bedroom (hubba hubba).

Follow WoW Gold Pig on Twitter: http://twitter.com/wowgoldpig




That's the URL. Now be a good piglet and follow my oink, I mean, tweet!

The Pig Has Forgiven You

Dear Copyhog (you know who you are),

I have forgiven you for ripping off WoW Gold Pig. I have pardoned your sins, which include:

1. Copying word for word all the content in my site

2. Trying to pass yourself off as the Royal Baconator of WoW gold sellers

3. Attempting to mislead customers into believing that the Pig is your brother

4. Pretending that you are an American company when in fact you are a Chinese company run by scam artists

5. Lying about having the lowest WoW gold prices when you don't

But I forgive you. Give me a hog, I mean, hug. Let's be friends.




KIDDING!!! HAHAHA!!!

APRIL FOOL'S!!!!! SUCKER!!! OINK OINK!!!

Game Fuel - Chicken Soup for the Pig

...Or was it Pork Soup?

Oh man, what a week. The WoW Gold sniffing pig dudes have been on a World of Warcraft binge, running every old world instance and working our way back to Northrend. Most of us have hit 80 and we're now grinding for rep, achievements and of course, Warcraft Gold.

One word - grinding. Many a gamer knows how horrible grinding could be. Whether it's your last 1,000 WoW Gold for your next gear upgrade or Sons of Hodir rep - grinding is almost always a long and tedious time. Some of us like playing other games while grinding. One of the dudes in support likes listening to Marilyn Manson in the long and lonely nights. Our web piglet switches on the boob tube to watch soap reruns on cable. We all have our quirks.

Of course, no grinding session is complete without the real life health potion for gamer dudes - Mountain Dew's Game Fuel. We absolutely loved the Halo Game Fuel drinks. Imagine our boargasmic delight when we found out that World of Warcraft is coming out with their own line!

Can't wait to taste both the Alliance and Horde flavors!

Though I still think the Orc on the label is kinda unappetizing... what with the green skin and bulging muscles and all.

The Gloves Aren't Off...Yet

Howdy, Piglets. This Pig is happier than ever, thanks to his sweet lady who phoned just minutes ago to ask him if he likes lasagna! Yes, she cooks! She's coming over tomorrow to bring me a tray of her famous lasagna topped with crumbled bacon. Crumbled bacon! Is this a sign? Could she be the one? Oh my cholesterol levels!

She likes the occasional sinful food but makes up for it by practicing Pilates and running four times a week. She wants me to run with her next week! She loves the outdoors, she says. A girl after my own heart! Can't wait to run after, I mean, run with her. *Must suppress naughty thoughts*

So I've got her and my WoW Gold Pig sales to keep me happy and Zen.

BUT!

But that doesn't mean the Pig has forgiven the other camp! *Snorts, grunts* Just because the Pig is "keeping still" (or whatever those yoga peeps call it) doesn't mean he's taking all that lying down. No, sir, that would be like Pig-casso, I mean, Picasso forgiving the forger who copied his painting and made money out of the fake one. Unforgivable!

This crime is NOT going unpunished! This is war!

I'm also getting good at Photoshop. :D Picasso would have approved.

Hot Date, Hot Sales!

Piglets, my date was hotter than a luau tiki torch! She was da bomb, no she was da molten lava, no hotter than molten lava! Sorry if I'm sputtering here, but oh boy, I'm so happy I could skateboard right into Mount Kilauea! I'm seeing her again next weekend (drool, drool).

Okay enough drooling. On to more good news: WoW Gold Pig's sales are going up! The word on our WoW gold's dirt cheap prices and quick deliveries is spreading. Our customers are real happy campers and helping spread the word about the Pig AND letting people know who the real Sir Oinks-a-Lot is! Boo to the pretender to the throne, you know who you are!

Sir Oinks-a-Lot. Has a nice ring to it. All that's missing is my Queen Guinevere. Sigh, oink