10 Things We Hate About WoW

Hot on the heels of our funny valentine, we talk about love. Love for our favorite game, World of Warcraft.

When you love someone or something, it's perfectly healthy to hate some things about it. Unless you love baby back ribs, of course.

If and when you can define what you don't like about something, it is then that you can appreciate all the other lovely things it has. We've put together a list of things minor annoyances in WoW.

10 Things we hate about WoW

1. Gnomes.
2. Clearing the area around a mining node and having someone else get it
3. Minding your own business and getting ganked by a passing Alliance rogue.
4. Gnomes.
5. The dated graphics. Seriously, WoW needs an update.
6. Pick up groups - if you've ever been in one, you know the horror.
7. Tedious farming. Hey, that's why WoW Gold Pig is here!
8. Naming your character - with over 12 million people making toons, getting a unique name is close to impossible.
9. Boring low level content - why does the game start at 80?
10. Gnomes.

Did I mention we hate Gnomes?

Rabid Hate Mail

Cheap WoW Gold is a blessing for players who want to experience having epic gear but have no time to mindlessly grind for it. They can go to work and have a life without sacrificing the urge to play a sassy Draenei priest.

Of course, WoW Gold Pig has its share of naysayers. Individuals who are totally holier-than-thou and won't hesitate to smite you with their keyboards.

We were checking our inbox the other day when we came across a gem of an email - a shining example of an Anti-RMT paladin. An internet white knight who lays the smackdown on all things he doesn't understand, fueled by misinformation and nerd rage.

And dyslexia.

Here is a direct copy & paste of the email without any edits. This dude's hardcore.

DEAR WOGWOLD BASTERDS !!!

YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSLEFS. YOU ARE RILY PIGS DISGUSTING. WOW GOLDS IS ILLEGAL ACCORING TO BLIZZARD. IT IS SUPPROTING HACK ACCOUNTS AND DESTROYS TEH EcONOMYS OF INGAME. HONEST PLAYER LIKE ME PLAY 24/7 AND I DNOT WANT TO SEE YUOR SHIT!!!!1 IT IS UNFARE BECASE SCRUBZ CaN ALSO BUY FROM ACTION HOUSE W/ UR STUPID WOW GOLD. BUYING GOLDS IS FOR N00BS!!! THE REAL PLAYERS GHET THEIR GEARS THRU HARD WORK AND SKILLZ.GO PLAY GOLF Or ANY SHITY GAEM! WWOWHOLDPIG IS A SIN AND EVIL.I HOPE YOU ALL gO OT HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HATE,
xCLOUD72x

PS: I WIL REPORT YUO TO THE CSI CUZ UR CROOKS

Whoa! Everyone knows that CAPS LOCK is cruise control for cool, buddy. Smooth move. We love you too, xCLOUD72x. All 72 of you.

I don't know where to begin. All those sleepless nights with mountain dew might've gotten to him.

What peeps don't understand about WoW Gold is that we're offering a service - a service for people who don't have time but have an extra dollar or two they're willing to part with. Services are not illegal - you pay babysitters to watch your kid while you're out with the missus, you hire workers to build your buildings - you get the point. What you could otherwise have not accomplished, or accomplished ineffectively, we do.

Another thing is that because of shady Chinese gold sellers, us legit pigs get bad reps. Compromised accounts, bad sales, and all that. What you can do is support the REAL heroes behind WoW Gold. Support the real, honest players who trade their time in-game for a few bucks. We don't deal with suspicious suppliers, just honest-to-goodness service for the dudes who want to buy a mount or cut down the grinding time. Trust the pig, the cheapest place to buy WoW Gold.

The pigs could go on, but it'll take forever to analyze this cryptic email from another dimension. We still have to grind for Sons of Hodir rep.

Stay in touch, visit WoW Gold Pig.

15 Funny WoW Gold Pig Customers

Boy, I haven't had a good oink laugh in a looooong time.

Me and the pigs were taking on the Netherwing dailies and talking on ventrilo last night when someone brought up customer complaints and questions. Some are valid, some are weird, and some... are just downright hilarious.

We ended up laughing our asses off the whole night and not getting anything done.

Here are just 15 of the funniest WoW Gold Pig calls, emails and in-game transactions:

1. Someone wanted his gold to be delivered to his Call of Duty character.

2. During verification, a very angry customer demanded to know why he needed an internet connection to play WoW. When told that WoW was an MMORPG, the customer demanded that we make it single player.

3. Customer threatens to 'turn the internet off' if he didn't get a discount. We think he meant to turn his router/modem off. Oh noes, the internet!

4. Hearing a young customer (during phone verification) arguing with his mother over sending the gold to his Horde or her Alliance character.

5. Talking to a drunk customer who confused WoW Gold Pig for Adult Friend Finder.

6. Hundreds of emails, one question - "Why pig?"

7. Consoling a WoW player who broke up with her virtual Night Elf boyfriend.

8. Reprimanding said Night Elf boyfriend for cheating on Gnome girlfriend. We can't blame him, though. I mean, dude... Gnomes.

9. Having to explain what World of Warcraft is to a 70-year old who wants to buy a present for her grandson. Our canned response "A repetitive game about killing 20 different species into extinction as a half-naked blue elf and facing demons from another world" wasn't very convincing.

10. People ordering cold cuts, bacon, pork rinds, and sweet ham on a daily basis.

11. Questions about what the next WoW expansion would be. As much as we'd like to answer "The Pork Chop Strikes Back," we're not Blizzard Entertainment, dudes.

12. Delivering gold to a customer and spending the next 80 minutes declining propositions for questionable activities in Stormwind. From here on, our delivery characters will be burly, big orcs and male tauren. No more blood elf cuties for you.

13. Asking for a best time and location to deliver an order and getting a 10-page novel about the wonders of Orgrimmar and how fierce the towers look under the light of blazing torches and the sound of the wind blowing on the rooftops. Players on the RP realms are a queer bunch.

14. Phone verification rep: "Thanks for your time. And if you have questions..."
Customer: "What are you wearing?"
Sicko!

15. Customer email after completed delivery:

"I checked my mailbox and all I can see there is the latest issue of Hustler and my Comcast and T-Mobile bills. I have checked inside and out. Where is my gold, you pigs???"

We love our jobs.

Just imagine if Hitler was one of our customers.