Bros Before Hos

This is getting ridiculous. First there was the unsavory hog-copier "WoW Gold Hog." We all know it's the freakin' Chinese scammers who've been copying us VERBATIM. Now funny man and critic EGF at WoW Gold Facts informs us of another strain of Chinese beeyotches...

Seriously?

I wonder what these guys are smoking because they're stoned. Remember kids, cocaine is a helluva drug.

First off - WoW Gold Girl? Alright, so you probably ran out of synonyms for our Pig. But then you tack on 'Real Cheap' and 'Real Fast.'

Real Cheap.

Real Fast.

Girl.

Pimpin' ain't easy. You copycat bastards should just shrivel up and die. Go choke on an egg. Never EVER buy from from this site or any other Chinese gold seller.

I'm totally pissed. Time to take out my anger on Ulduar.

Swine Flu Information

We're certainly NOT infected with the flu (like you'd believe we're really pigs, right?). It's time for a little serious talk. The 'swine flu,' as it's widely called, has been making headlines all over the globe because of its dangerous and potentially fatal effects. But what do we all know about this? Here are some things you need to know, because it pays to be a informed gentleboar.

1. Swine flu is a respiratory disease in pigs (our poor cousins T_T)
2. Swine flu spreads through direct contact or close proximity with infected pigs or humans. The stuff is airborne, dude.
3. Symptoms of swine flu:
- Fever
- Cold/runny nose
- Coughing
- Sore throat
- Lack of appetite
- Vomiting
- Diarrhea
4. You don't get swine flu by eating pork, so bacon is still a-OK.

The whole pandemic started from our hombres in Mexico. There have been over a hundred reported deaths in Mexico connected to swine flu and if it spreads worldwide, that'd be totally scary.

So what can we dudes to protect ourselves from it?

- Wash your hands (seriously, dude!)
- Eat clean and properly prepared food
- Cover your mouth when sneezing/coughing (it's also good manners, bro)
- Stay away from sick people

And yes, do not go to Cancun for Spring Break!

Ok, the last one was a joke.

You must be asking yourself right now, "What the hell is WoW Gold Pig doing talking about swine flu?"

As premier hogs and WoW gamers, it is our responsibility to keep our audience informed and safe. We want to update you on the latest happenings in the world and deliver information that's hot and fresh.

We also love pigs.

This flu reminds me of the infamous virtual plague in World of Warcraft - Hakkar's Corrupted Blood epidemic. Boy, that was freaky. People who went into Zul'Grub and got infected by the Corrupted Blood debuff went out of the instance and started infecting whole towns with it. Corpses everywhere, infected pets spreading the plague - it was mayhem.

Let's just hope that what happens in Mexico, stays in Mexico. Entiendes?

In other news, be sure to vote on our poll, "What's your favorite Noblegarden item?"

Peggle in World of Warcraft

So first there was the Bejeweled addon for WoW. It has its uses - play a quick game of Bejeweled while waiting for the raid to start, killing time while on a flight to somewhere, etc. It was such a good idea that PopCap hired the guy who made it and released an official addon. It's inevitable that the productivity-decreasing, heavily addicting Peggle will now be available for World of Warcraft as well. I mean, what more can you ask for dude?

It's a game within a game.

*Cue Keanu Reeves' "Whoa."

Now there's no more reason to go AFK.

Guildies not online? Play Peggle.
Waiting for your 25-man team? Play Peggle.
Need to take a shower? Play Peggle.

Might as well get a WoW Pod while you're at it.

And Play Peggle.

Still No Break for the Pig

The Pig and his amigos are still working hard to get you your WoW gold. It's like I said before - and I quote myself - "...we're determined to deliver your orders even if it means not sleeping." If you could only see my eyes. Those aren't mere bags underneath 'em peepers. They're frickin' suitcases! Where are my shades, by the way? LOL.





But hey, I'm not complaining! Everyone in the team is happy, right guys? (Instant chorus of yeahs in the background, no macros needed)

Just knowing we're doing a real service to our customers in these level 80-challenging times is motivating by itself (the moolah helps too). I just wanna thank you all for your awesome patience and support. If you've got questions, you know we're a quick email away. You can also drop us a line here at our blog or send a tweet on Twitter. Whichever you choose, someone will get back to you faster than it takes you to do your Fishing dailies.

BTW, have you peeps seen this thing called the WoW Pod? You've got a toilet and kitchen in the same porta-potty. Hmm.

We're pigs, we can be lazy at times (hey, no one's perfect)...but COME ON!

Next thing you know, they'll have "gamer feedbags" to strap onto your face so you don't need to use your hands when eating!

No Spring Break at the Pig Campus

No vacations for us. Not even a staycation. While the young and the restless are out and partying the hell out in Miami, Honolulu or Cancun, we're hard at work; making sure you get your WoW Gold.

At WoW Gold Pig central, we're swamped with orders left and right. Everywhere you look, there's an order. It's that time of the year again, when gamers spend more time gaming and WoW fanatics ramp up on their Warcraft Gold spending. We're experiencing slight delays because of the industry-wide backlog on WoW Gold. You guys are too awesome that the suppliers can't keep up!

Don't worry, compadres - we're working on it as we speak (or should I say oink?). We're shifting into overdrive and we're determined to deliver your orders even if it means not sleeping.

In the meantime, check out our poll and cast your vote. What's your favorite feature in patch 3.1: Secrets of Ulduar. I'm leaning heavily on the Draenei 'staches, myself.



WoWInsider also has a very suave poll on the best 'stache. Click the image above or check it out here.

Weapon of Choice

Yeah, I know. Fatboy Slim's Weapon of Choice was an awesome video. Christopher Walken is THE man.

But this post isn't about the oxymoron 'Fatboy Slim' or the awesomeness of our man, Christopher. No.

This is about WoW Gold Pig's Weapon of Choice.

You see, if we we're allowed to pick a weapon, you'd expect that we'd go for something from World of Warcraft like, say... Illidan's Twin Blades of Azzinoth or Alexandros Mograine's Ashbringer.

Hells to the no.

Maybe a minute ago, we would've.

But not now, no sir. With no second thought, we would wield the...

BA-K-47
Click to see more pics

Marvel at the wonder of this 1:1 scale replica of an AK-47 made entirely of... wait for it... BACON! A rifle made of bacon. Am I in heaven?

Seriously, dude. This guy had a lot of time (and bacon) on his hands and he made a weapon of epic proportions. We'd totally go to Iraq with these babies. Not only is it a humane weapon, but it also gives your enemies the munchies!

And high cholesterol.

Vote for the Best WoW Behind!

Only 8 hours left... let your voice be heard and show the world how much you love your World of Warcraft race!

And butts.

As of writing, the current leader are the Blood Elves (woot!) followed by the Draenei with their luscious blue behinds. Who will be the winner!? I can't contain myself!

Vote on the poll to the right, my bros and dudes!

Feel free to send in any pics or fanart you may have. We're always cool with that.

Dilemma: She's got a dagger with fel energies on it, an evil looking armor and a stabby-stab-stabbity look on her face - but she's hot. What would the pig do?

Humor in Large Doses

Humor is always a good thing. First, we come across a video about a Death Knight named Nobody.

Yes, that's his name.

The humor in this short sketch is really well-thought of... or wasn't really thought of at all because of its randomness. Either way, this is some funny stuff!



I liked it when the Lich King was doing his emo speech and Nobody just quickly accepts the quest. We all do that, don't we?

An awesome blog to check out is Coffee with Sargeras. Even the name just cracks me up. This blog is responsible for the hilarious Scourge Chat Log.

Dude, if you haven't read the Scourge chat log, you've been living under a rock! Go read it now!

His entries range from destroying the universe, melting peeps, making BURNING LEGION MEATLOAF and random squirrel pics.

Epic win.

Watch Your Back

Okay. I think Baby got Back probably sums up the whole of this post. Some men like their women slim, slender and lithe. WoW Gold Pig, on the other hand, likes a little rear end upholstery. We know how to appreciate the finer things in life, the beauty and... oh just look at the pictures, will ya!

Yes, some of that.

Down boys. But what's a dude gotta do when he's all alone at home and hankering for some eye candy?

...Hey, how'd you know?

A little frolicking in Azeroth never hurt anyone right? Watching them sway back and forth is just... therapeutic.

We're just appreciating the lovely graphics, of course.

...

Aww c'mon, cut us some slack.

Tweet Tweet, Oinked The Pig

Is Twitter amazing or what?

The Pig is getting addicted fast, tweeting what must be every 15 minutes. I'm tweeting everything from random thoughts to Chuck Norris jokes to everything WoW. Promise I won't tweet about bathroom breaks like what most people do (too gross even for me) or what goes on in my bedroom (hubba hubba).

Follow WoW Gold Pig on Twitter: http://twitter.com/wowgoldpig




That's the URL. Now be a good piglet and follow my oink, I mean, tweet!

The Pig Has Forgiven You

Dear Copyhog (you know who you are),

I have forgiven you for ripping off WoW Gold Pig. I have pardoned your sins, which include:

1. Copying word for word all the content in my site

2. Trying to pass yourself off as the Royal Baconator of WoW gold sellers

3. Attempting to mislead customers into believing that the Pig is your brother

4. Pretending that you are an American company when in fact you are a Chinese company run by scam artists

5. Lying about having the lowest WoW gold prices when you don't

But I forgive you. Give me a hog, I mean, hug. Let's be friends.




KIDDING!!! HAHAHA!!!

APRIL FOOL'S!!!!! SUCKER!!! OINK OINK!!!