Watch Your Back

Okay. I think Baby got Back probably sums up the whole of this post. Some men like their women slim, slender and lithe. WoW Gold Pig, on the other hand, likes a little rear end upholstery. We know how to appreciate the finer things in life, the beauty and... oh just look at the pictures, will ya!

Yes, some of that.

Down boys. But what's a dude gotta do when he's all alone at home and hankering for some eye candy?

...Hey, how'd you know?

A little frolicking in Azeroth never hurt anyone right? Watching them sway back and forth is just... therapeutic.

We're just appreciating the lovely graphics, of course.

...

Aww c'mon, cut us some slack.

WoW Girls We'd Hook Up With

We're still hung over Valentine's. Pigs are romantic creatures, what can I say?

In keeping with this week's theme, we're going to talk about the WoW girls that make us go "YOWZA!" World of Warcraft has some of the loveliest and inexplicably well-endowed virtual femme fatales in-game, but who would the pigs go out with if given the chance? Realism aside, let's find out.

WoW Girls We'd Hook Up With

1. Sylvanas Windrunner - The dark lady's smooth, ghostly complexion and 'body to die for' just get me everytime I visit Undercity. I'd take her out to dinner and listen to her echoing voice all night, even if she rambles on about wiping out the human race and having her revenge on Arthas. It's like dating a goth girl - only a lot colder.






2. Jaina Proudmoore - Jaina is your typical girl next door. That is, if you lived next to the sorcerors of Kirin Tor. She's blonde, smart and gorgeous. What more can you ask for?

You might have a little trouble with her ex-boyfriends, though. No biggie. Her former beaus were just the Lich King Arthas and the servant of the evil Burning Legion, Kael'Thas Sunstrider.







3. Tyrande Whisperwind - The priestess of Elune and leader of the night elf faction. I think the picture says it all.









4. Alexstrasza - Okay, so she's really a dragon. But I'm willing to risk any dreaded draconic disease for a night with this hot mama.











5. Tyragosa - What is it with dragons and their hot humanoid forms? I just might be a dragonophile.











Ah, yes. Pigs can dream, right?

WoW Girls That Make Us Go WOW

WoW Girls! WoW Gold!

(I bet you 10 WoW Gold that we got your attention right away.)

The WoW Gold Pig dudes love their World of Warcraft. We also love girls. Put them together and we'll have a WoW-gasm.

Hoo boy. These sexy ladies come from a user named swanky on Flickr. Go ahead and see his photostream for more WoW girls. While we can't read the description, we assume that this is some kind of gaming expo in Hong Kong or somewhere relatively Chinese (they all look the same, so shoot me).


We may not like their gold selling methods, but we sure as hell dig their chicks!

Because WoW is big everywhere in the world, you can't have a gaming event without the WoW cosplay. The Pigs are impressed with the costume details, the colors of the fabrics, the likeness of the...

Who are we kidding? Mmm... midriff...



Now if only she was a tinge more blue...