Bros Before Hos

This is getting ridiculous. First there was the unsavory hog-copier "WoW Gold Hog." We all know it's the freakin' Chinese scammers who've been copying us VERBATIM. Now funny man and critic EGF at WoW Gold Facts informs us of another strain of Chinese beeyotches...

Seriously?

I wonder what these guys are smoking because they're stoned. Remember kids, cocaine is a helluva drug.

First off - WoW Gold Girl? Alright, so you probably ran out of synonyms for our Pig. But then you tack on 'Real Cheap' and 'Real Fast.'

Real Cheap.

Real Fast.

Girl.

Pimpin' ain't easy. You copycat bastards should just shrivel up and die. Go choke on an egg. Never EVER buy from from this site or any other Chinese gold seller.

I'm totally pissed. Time to take out my anger on Ulduar.

No Spring Break at the Pig Campus

No vacations for us. Not even a staycation. While the young and the restless are out and partying the hell out in Miami, Honolulu or Cancun, we're hard at work; making sure you get your WoW Gold.

At WoW Gold Pig central, we're swamped with orders left and right. Everywhere you look, there's an order. It's that time of the year again, when gamers spend more time gaming and WoW fanatics ramp up on their Warcraft Gold spending. We're experiencing slight delays because of the industry-wide backlog on WoW Gold. You guys are too awesome that the suppliers can't keep up!

Don't worry, compadres - we're working on it as we speak (or should I say oink?). We're shifting into overdrive and we're determined to deliver your orders even if it means not sleeping.

In the meantime, check out our poll and cast your vote. What's your favorite feature in patch 3.1: Secrets of Ulduar. I'm leaning heavily on the Draenei 'staches, myself.



WoWInsider also has a very suave poll on the best 'stache. Click the image above or check it out here.