Monday, January 26, 2009

15 Funny WoW Gold Pig Customers

Boy, I haven't had a good oink laugh in a looooong time.

Me and the pigs were taking on the Netherwing dailies and talking on ventrilo last night when someone brought up customer complaints and questions. Some are valid, some are weird, and some... are just downright hilarious.

We ended up laughing our asses off the whole night and not getting anything done.

Here are just 15 of the funniest WoW Gold Pig calls, emails and in-game transactions:

1. Someone wanted his gold to be delivered to his Call of Duty character.

2. During verification, a very angry customer demanded to know why he needed an internet connection to play WoW. When told that WoW was an MMORPG, the customer demanded that we make it single player.

3. Customer threatens to 'turn the internet off' if he didn't get a discount. We think he meant to turn his router/modem off. Oh noes, the internet!

4. Hearing a young customer (during phone verification) arguing with his mother over sending the gold to his Horde or her Alliance character.

5. Talking to a drunk customer who confused WoW Gold Pig for Adult Friend Finder.

6. Hundreds of emails, one question - "Why pig?"

7. Consoling a WoW player who broke up with her virtual Night Elf boyfriend.

8. Reprimanding said Night Elf boyfriend for cheating on Gnome girlfriend. We can't blame him, though. I mean, dude... Gnomes.

9. Having to explain what World of Warcraft is to a 70-year old who wants to buy a present for her grandson. Our canned response "A repetitive game about killing 20 different species into extinction as a half-naked blue elf and facing demons from another world" wasn't very convincing.

10. People ordering cold cuts, bacon, pork rinds, and sweet ham on a daily basis.

11. Questions about what the next WoW expansion would be. As much as we'd like to answer "The Pork Chop Strikes Back," we're not Blizzard Entertainment, dudes.

12. Delivering gold to a customer and spending the next 80 minutes declining propositions for questionable activities in Stormwind. From here on, our delivery characters will be burly, big orcs and male tauren. No more blood elf cuties for you.

13. Asking for a best time and location to deliver an order and getting a 10-page novel about the wonders of Orgrimmar and how fierce the towers look under the light of blazing torches and the sound of the wind blowing on the rooftops. Players on the RP realms are a queer bunch.

14. Phone verification rep: "Thanks for your time. And if you have questions..."
Customer: "What are you wearing?"

15. Customer email after completed delivery:

"I checked my mailbox and all I can see there is the latest issue of Hustler and my Comcast and T-Mobile bills. I have checked inside and out. Where is my gold, you pigs???"

We love our jobs.

Just imagine if Hitler was one of our customers.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

awww :(
sad :-(
u :0 :-0 :(
recover! XD
from >><<..::hypnotic kiss::..<<>>

June 25, 2009 at 12:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

poor thing


June 25, 2009 at 12:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

u r diks guys!!!

June 25, 2009 at 12:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

im a girl!

>><<..::hypnotic kiss::..<<>>

June 25, 2009 at 12:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ye so m i

June 25, 2009 at 12:31 AM  

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