Thursday, February 19, 2009

WoW Girls We'd Hook Up With

We're still hung over Valentine's. Pigs are romantic creatures, what can I say?

In keeping with this week's theme, we're going to talk about the WoW girls that make us go "YOWZA!" World of Warcraft has some of the loveliest and inexplicably well-endowed virtual femme fatales in-game, but who would the pigs go out with if given the chance? Realism aside, let's find out.

WoW Girls We'd Hook Up With

1. Sylvanas Windrunner - The dark lady's smooth, ghostly complexion and 'body to die for' just get me everytime I visit Undercity. I'd take her out to dinner and listen to her echoing voice all night, even if she rambles on about wiping out the human race and having her revenge on Arthas. It's like dating a goth girl - only a lot colder.

2. Jaina Proudmoore - Jaina is your typical girl next door. That is, if you lived next to the sorcerors of Kirin Tor. She's blonde, smart and gorgeous. What more can you ask for?

You might have a little trouble with her ex-boyfriends, though. No biggie. Her former beaus were just the Lich King Arthas and the servant of the evil Burning Legion, Kael'Thas Sunstrider.

3. Tyrande Whisperwind - The priestess of Elune and leader of the night elf faction. I think the picture says it all.

4. Alexstrasza - Okay, so she's really a dragon. But I'm willing to risk any dreaded draconic disease for a night with this hot mama.

5. Tyragosa - What is it with dragons and their hot humanoid forms? I just might be a dragonophile.

Ah, yes. Pigs can dream, right?



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