Get Your (WoW Gold) Facts Straight!

Remember WoW Gold Facts?

Yeah, we won an award from there. (Yipee!) Gold medal for WoW Gold Pig, ladies and gentlemen. That EGF was one tough cookie but the Pig's charm, grace and juicy rump won him over.

Everybody loves pig rumps.

But let's not talk about that. Let's talk about EGF. I mean, wow, he's really stirring up the other gold sellers. Just take a look at his VeryGE review. He got their PR guys to reply and go apologetic in just a few entries.

Talk about influential.

We trust EGF's reviews. Really. There's only one thing we'd have to pick on him about - HE HASN'T UPDATED HIS MEDAL ROSTER! Screw Valentine's, screw Christmas, screw the Oscars - I want my WoW Gold Facts medal now!

I'll start writing my self-congratulatory speech right now.

Seriously, EGF. Start updating your site. We won't get mad, we just want our gold medal. Shiny shiny gold medal. Mmm...

The Pig's Got The Fever

We can't always be playing World of Warcraft every waking moment. That'd be suicide.

And suicide's lame. Take this kid for instance.

So when I'm not rubbing elbows with Thrall in Orgrimmar or shooting hoops with Arthas in Northrend, I do a lot of other stuff too.

Like getting inebriated.

Of course, getting shitfaced doesn't always end well.

Exhibit A: Waking up in a stranger's house with a lampshade on my head.

Some of the other dudes at WoW Gold Pig do stuff like skateboarding, or free running. They also jam with their bands or something. But we all can porkin' agree on one thing:

We've got the fever for chicks.

Hotties. Mamacitas. Oh yeah.

We love them a LOT. In fact, we have a collective visual shrine in honor of the lovely ladies.

No, it isn't a porno stash. Don't insinuate.

Anyway, I was browsing YouTube today and totally ran out of offensive video clips to forward to my gramps.

Switched to Imeem and listened to this old favorite...thought I'd post it as a tribute to all the ladies I've loved.

Fever - Ray Charles and Natalie Cole

George, Easy On The Lithium!

It's not the MTV Awards...but winning a WoW Gold Facts FIRST PLACE MEDAL is awesome! Hurray for da Pig! Extreme Gold Fan got his wow gold (I guess this guy's been raked by the same sites we were.). He actually messaged us a bunch of questions which our man George answered and...well...George, we don't know what got into you (you pansy) but the next time you mention the words "pig, cute and intelligent" in the same sentence you'd better be talking about Paris Hilton's nanny! LMAO.

Dude, keep the cute and cuddly in the closet. Peeps are gonna start to wonder...

The Pig rulz!

It's Been a Good Week For The Pig

It's been a good week for the Pig. We're not only getting a lot of sales, we're also getting some WoW gold critics' attention. *oink oink*

A little birdie, er, piglet told us that we had piqued the curiosity of a pseudo-notorious critic named Extreme Gold Fan who's known for his funny but savage reviews about WoW gold sellers.

We'd like to impress this dude but he's still "hustling for money", which means he hasn't bought from us yet. Shoot!

Will someone please loan this guy some money? LOL! That way we can show him how great we are! And EGF, be gentle with us okay?

Hail to the Pig!