Another Proof Bacon Rules

And this time, it’s scientific!

Bacon, along with trusty sidekick eggs, does the mind good.

I said bacon AND eggs. DNW bastard offspring.

This traditional breakfast delight isn’t normally at the top of anyone’s healthy food choices list, what with its mouthwatering, euphoria-inducing artery-clogging goodness.

But leave it to them scientists to challenge public perception. Based on their studies, consuming a plateful of bacon and eggs could help boost intelligence…of a pregnant woman’s unborn child.

Apparently, there’s this micronutrient called choline found in these foods that is uhh, supposed to aid in developing memory and recall regions of the brain or something like that. Again, applies to fetuses (feti?) only.

Hey, give it time, and maybe in a few years from now results will show that a daily serving of the classic combo will advance brain activity levels of those from the twenty-something and up set.

Well, there you have it, straight from the pig’s mouth. Breastmilk Bacon is best for babies up to 2 years old still chillin’ in Momma’s womb.


Heck, it’s best for anyone at any age. Err, ok maybe not but c’mon, live a little!

[Images taken from: http://www.seriouseats.com/images/20090324-bacon-eggs.jpg, http://bacontoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/omg-bacon-baby.jpg]