Who We Want In Warcraft Part 2

Woot! I’m back with part 2, porkers.

So anyway, some producer/screenwriter/big shot dude mentioned that the film will be all action and violence. To quote, “"We're definitely not going to make a G or a PG version of this. It's not PillowfightCraft."

Good point.

Although I don’t think there’s anything to object should they make PillowfightCraft happen―with female blood elves, of course. I mean, try to picture it…a group of gorgeous girls battling it out in the bedroom using light, feathery weapons in slow motion. IN HD. Hell yeah bro! (Note to the makers of Warcraft, if there’s any chance you stumble upon this post, we’d highly appreciate a spinoff with the said plot in mind, thanks)

Now, let’s start with my proposed female cast, shall we?

Angeline Jolie as Alexstrasza

For me, she’s an obvious choice. She’s been cast in various motherly roles yet she manages to get her Sexy on every single time. Yes, that’s with a capital S.

Emma Watson as Jaina Proudmoore

This Brit beauty’s been known to play smart cookie Hermione, is very ladylike (IRL too) and damn, she is really easy on the eyes.

Megan Fox as Tyrande

DUH. Her look is spot on. Seriously bro! Tyrande had to be created with Megan Fox in mind. Drop-dead gorgeous and dangerous, she’s perfect the way she is.

Well, that was a fun exercise for my brain. Here's to hoping the movie gods would answer our prayers!