Sunday, February 1, 2009

The WoW Gold Pig Drinking Game

Howdy, porkchops! May your pockets be lined with WoW Gold!

We all know that World of Warcraft is a fun game. Like, totally. A lot of people will agree with me, fo sho. With roughly 12 million subscribers, WoW can practically buy out a small country. Blizzard has infused WoW with the ingredients for awesome.

- You play as a brave adventurer in a world gripped by chaos.

- You get to lay the smackdown on big bad evil guys like Arthas, Kel'Thuzad and Mr. Wiggles.

- You get to dress/undress your well-endowed Night Elf hunter in form-fitting and questionable armor.

Oh yeah. Totally sweet, sweet stuff. Sweeter than honeybaked sweetham. You'd be hard pressed to find something more entertaining than WoW on a Friday night. You can pretty much say that WoW can't get any better than this.

Whoa, cowboy. What if I tell you that WoW Gold Pig has an EVEN SWEETER way of playing WoW? Yeah, dude, like the title says:

The WoW Gold Pig Drinking Game

The rules are simple: Go on a raid with your friends and have some drinks ready. Whenever something in the list happens in-game while you're playing, you take the corresponding number of shots. The drink could be anything; mind-numbing tequila preferred.

You kill a monster - take 1 shot
Someone says "LOL" in chat - take 1 shot for each LOL
You pick up an item - take 1 shot
You receive healing - take 1 shot

Someone dies - take 2 shots per dead dude
Someone goes AFK - take 2 shots, take 1 extra shot if you go AFK
Someone picks up a green item - take 2 shots
Someone uses a food/drink item - take 2 shots

Your group kills a boss - take 3 shots
Your group wipes - take 3 shots and do a handstand
Someone picks up a blue/purple item - take 3 shots
Someone else throws up - take 3 shots
The pigs did a round of this last Friday while doing 10-man Heroics. It was a truckload of fun.

And corrupted livers.

For added fun, get your toon drunk in-game with some Blue Ogre Brew while you get shitfaced yourself. Up the ante with WoW Gold bets and you've got a winner.

Oink away, drinkers!


Whoops, forgot to include this one. Sorry sorry, porquitos. The Pig may be a, um, Pig but he is also a socially responsible dude and wants you to remember that:

There is a Government warning that says that the Surgeon General in turn says that consumption of alcoholic beverages impairs your ability to drive a car or operate a machine (which includes a PC and in effect impairs your WoW playing), AND may cause health problems. Also, pregnant women should not drink alcoholic beverages during pregnancy because of the risk of birth defects.

So there!

If you actually drink this many shots you will DIE (and you can't resurrect like we can in the game but fo sho you already know that, right?). SO DON'T DO IT.

Now if you can't help yourself, please give me your login information so I can invite your toons to your funeral.

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