Friday, September 25, 2009

Wowing the WoW Girls Part 3

Hola amigos! If you have been following my WoW Girls tribute, then you know that this is the third and last part. And if you haven’t, then you better read up. You might learn a thing or two from my potentially foolproof dating tips.

Now you might be wondering…After Jaina and Alexstrasza, who’s next?

To wrap up the series, I am going for the one and only Sylvanas Windrunner, the Dark Lady herself.

If she were to be classified using real world stereotypes, she would most likely be lumped in the goth/emo girl category. Yes, the haunting red eyes, ghostly pale complexion and expertise in black magic may have helped. But underneath that exterior lies a heart burning with the fire of vengeance.

Just a little background, Sylvanas was a former high elf who transformed into an undead banshee under the hands of the enemy. The lost, tortured soul persona is not a façade. Sylvanas is the real deal.

So why her? Obviously, this is one ballsy pursuit but I’m not one to back out on a challenge (especially since all this is just a figment of my imagination). Actually, it may have something to do with the human fascination of the undead. But I believe that regardless, she has a dangerously sexy edge that leaves me begging for more.

I do think the girl needs to let loose though. You know, just have a genuine fun time─no killing involved. And what better way to break the ice and shake off the tension by bringing her to an outdoor rock concert?

A music festival date, anywhere from Lollapalooza to the Glasto, is perfection. She doesn’t even have to change clothes. The skimpier, the better is the general rule. In between sets we’d tour around the stalls, get inked (henna, of course) and chill with some ice cream.

The night wouldn’t be complete without me breaking into song once more. Incubus’ Echo might just be the trick to melt her blackened heart.



Dang it! Do I need a real date or what?

[Image taken from http://www.wowwiki.com/File:Lament_of_the_Highborne.jpg]

Labels: , , , ,

1 Comments:

Anonymous jezgamer said...

Uhmm.. thinkin' that you're being a bit overly paranoid on WoW hot women. Dude, I think you need a lil' WoW break for a while and it's time for you to find a real date. Anyway, love reading your Wowing the girl series! ;D

October 1, 2009 at 2:18 AM  

Post a Comment

Tell the pig what you think.

Subscribe to Post Comments [Atom]

<< Home