Top 10 PvP Excuses in World of Warcraft

I'll admit that I'm not a totally awesome PvP dood. In Ultima Online and EQ, I was always on the receiving end of a PK. But don't get me wrong, I love PvP in WoW as much as the next porker and I always try to get in a few BGs and duels going whenever I get a hankerin' for some combat.

You know what gets me about duels and PvP? The whiners. Those who always have an excuse for losing. Oh, don't get me started.

On second thought, *let's* get started. Here are the top 10 PvP excuses in WoW:

10. "You cheated!" Oh, come on! You gotta do better than that.
9. "If skill XX wasn't on cooldown, I would have won." With me at full health? I don't think so, Tim.
8. "I wasn't really paying attention to the fight." Funny, you also said that 7 duels ago.
7. "I didn't have buffs." Buffed or not, you're still probably not gonna survive my Shadow Word: Death or Mind Blast.
6. "My mouse isn't working properly." Gee, why would you start a duel then?
5. "I wasn't ready yet!" Duels have a countdown for a reason, dude.
4. "I was lagging." You were fine until you said that, though. Unless you meant 'my brain is lagging and I got pwned.'
3. "You're a frickin' Blizzard employee!" Just because I'm better than you doesn't mean I work for the big blue.
2. "You bought WoW Gold to gear up!" I think this post answers it best.

And the number 1 sad excuse in PvP is...

1. "Warlocks are so OP." Don't you know how hard it is to play a Warlock!?








I guess whiners get a different window when they die:







*Thanks to WoW Fail Blog for the images.

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